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happy april 30th!

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Bilbo, absolutely seething: You are so infuriating and incompetent, how do you even manage to dress yourself each morning????

Thorin, lost in Bilbo’s eyes, not hearing a word he’s saying: We should get married.

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It's about time Frodo introduced Sam to his parents! Thorin, being stubborn self, absolutely refuses that his son gets courted before he turns at least 100 years old. Bilbo on the other hand is absolutely delighted that his son is courting the son of his dear friend Hamfast Gamgee. But this doesn't help with Thorin's heated response to this. Frodo was furious and arguments continued on for days before Thorin agreed to get to know Sam. Not even an hour later Thorin is already giving his blessing. Frodo thinks Sam survived by pure luck while Bilbo believes it's Hobbit charm. Also I think it would be very funny if the term dating used in the first drawing is like slang used by kids. Thorin being old and all doesnt get it and Bilbo thinks its very amusing.

Btw I have to apologize if the quality of my art worsened, school and work have been tough but i am determined to give you all content!

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me when they give that twink a tail

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It blows my mind that by giving the mithril shirt to Bilbo, Thorin indirectly saved Frodo and thus prevented the Ring-bearer from dying and the Quest from failing. The world was ultimately saved because the exiled King Under the Mountain fell in love with a hobbit.

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And a 3rd side, his name is Bilbo Baggins...oh wait, I forgot, that s the gay side. This dwarf gives me headaches.🤦‍♀️

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Ok but does anyone realize how actually devastating the BOTW/TOTK storyline is?

Like, you're a Hylian/Rito/Goron/Zora/Gerudo who's lived their entire life in peace. You have the Divine Beasts the Sheika built, and full confidence in your respective Champion to pilot it well and keep everyone safe. Then one day, GANON JUST FUCKING APPEARS. You watch as your Champions are struck down by the Blight Ganons, which by the way look FUCKING TERRIFYING. Now all the Champions are dead and Link is supposedly dead and the king is dead and WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.

Fast forward 100 years later, Link turns out to be alive, takes down all the blight Ganons, kills the Calamity, and now Zelda's back. Everything is sunshine and rainbows, there are advances in technology and fashion, everything is peaceful and shit.

Fast forward another few years, Sidon got hotter, Ganon's back, the Gerudo are facing a Zombie apocalypse, the Rito are freezing/starving to death, the Gorons are being brainwashed, and the Zora are being poisoned by pollution. There's islands in the sky, a plague of guck sweeping the kingdom, and Zelda's missing.

Now Link shows up again, takes care of everyone's respective problems, kills Ganon AGAIN, appoints all the Sages, and then finds Zelda.

Hopefully this is the end of their problems? Maybe. Probably not lmfao but at least we have Sidlink

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finally finished my entry for @lorbalith ’s beautiful dtiys challenge on ig!! congrats on over 7k now!!💕💕

this was really fun, i haven’t drawn any fanart for the hobbit/lotr before even tho i love them a lot! for a first attempt i don’t hate their designs completely tho i will probably change them up a bit in the future (i made bilbo look so young here but was too lazy to change it)

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Hnnnngh I love them so muccchhhhhh

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sharing a pipe under the starry sky 🌠

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Rivendell Thorin was both sexy and deeply troubled, and I hope people perceive me the same way 🤘

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Me too Bilbo me too

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Today April 27. On this day (2941, the Third Age of Middle-earth) the hobbit Bilbo Baggins left the Shire with the company of Thorin Oakenshield and the wizard Gandalf. The adventure begins! 

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I will never stop being angry about PJ basically forgetting about Fili.

You know, the f-ing CROWN PRINCE

Have you noticed that in almost all group shots during the movies you NEVER see Fili? For instance during Goblin Town? It pisses me off SO much like sure Kili's a cute puppy who you invented a love story for but FILI MATTERS AT LEAST AS MUCH!!!!

The scene when Thorin just came back to himself and does the forehead thingy with Kili I was just like YOU HAVE ANOTHER NEPHEW JUST AS LOYAL AND AMAZING WHERE'S YOUR LOVE FOR HIM FUCKER

And he even screamed for Kili in the stone giant scene even though it was Fili who was in danger like ?????

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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)