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To my fellow US protestors who fights against apartheid and genocide. Here's his account.

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the fact that there are white people going "omg they're just like us" about people in south, south east, south west asia and africa and south america like it's some huge revelation that we're all human is so fucking dismal to me. what do you mean you never considered the personhood of the people who don't look like you or don't have your culture? why do you think that you're unique in your suffering? why do you think you deserve praise for realizing that we're all human?

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Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying

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thank you to the dishonest failing new york times for constantly erasing us and purposefully obscuring jewish participation in these protests just to make people less sympathetic to the movement opposing an ongoing genocide

btw you can see all the edits nyt makes to their article titles on this twitter account

#free palestine

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not now kitten, daddy's experiencing a category 7 destiel event

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I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

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I'm bored, anyone wanna be in a committed, life long, platonic partnership for shits and giggles?

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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

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omg I just saw this my bad 💀 almost broke my foot but we ballin 💪💪💪

hopital

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in her DMs being mad cordial

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witnessing young girls trying to mature too fast knowing i cant save them all

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draws your man with "vagina bones"

#me drawing any man ever

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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I just want to remind everyone that is your civic duty to jailbreak your Nintendo consoles and pirate every Nintendo property until the heat death of the universe.

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she hither on my fool til i come

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public libraries are so sick. there are five books I want to read and they're all relatively new so they're only available in hardback which is so expensive but it just cost me $0 to place holds on them. five books for zero dollars. it requires nothing but clicking a button and then going to the library to pick them up when they're ready. zero dollars. that's crazy