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Raising Isla Nelly
Mother to 3 year old Isla, Wife of Simon, nervously approaching 30 and trying to navigate my way through this weird and wonderful thing they call life!
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That Lady's got Funny Shoes!
One of the MOST embarrassing moments of my life was as a result of a 2 year old Isla Nelly.
We were wandering round the supermarket, Isla in trolley, and little old ladies left right and centre were stopping us to coo over the cute little baby smiling at them all.
One particular aisle of the shop, where about 5 little old ladies were, Isla started giggling, which everyone joined in with. "Mummy its so funny" kept saying Isla, which prompted lots of "aahs" and "isn't she so lovely" until she burst out with -
"MUMMY THAT LADY'S GOT FUNNY SHOES ON!" And pointed at one lady in particular, wearing hideous sandals.
All the cute little old ladies, tutted, frowned and scarpered, leaving me cringing in the crisp aisle with a giggling Isla Nelly.
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The cats asshole.
Hi I'm Jess and I'm new here. I am a mother to my beautiful threenager Isla Nelly. I had all great expectations of motherhood, but in reality I'm just making my way through each day, just, trying to raise a somewhat decent well-rounded child. Oh, and whilst battling postnatal depression and mum guilt!
I adore my little girl. After 2 miscarriages she was my little rainbow baby who came into my life in a whirlwind and made me feel complete. I'm not sure whether it is fortunate or unfortunate, but she has inherited myself and her father's senses of humour. Cue, many tears of laughter (and despair) at her witty one liners, observations and antics.
Ive always tried my hardest to rein in my foul mouth since becoming a mother. Occasionally, an obscenity slips out with a stubbed toe, or a spilt glass of wine on the carpet but I'd like to think I've drummed it into little Isla that mummy accidentally said a bad word and you must never ever repeat it. She's a good kid, and on the whole very well behaved, phew!
Emptying the indoor cats litter tray this morning and over scoots Isla on the new scooter I'm very much regretting buying (she doesn't use the brakes, just rides into me) and my beautiful well behaved little girl says "Mummy, louie has done a poo in his tray. It came out of his Asshole"
Too early for wine?
J.O x
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