Sym âNow junkrat wonât be su-âŠ. god dammit.â
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me: *sends friend a message at 3 am*
friend: *responds*
me: woah woah there what are you doing up go the fuck to sleep this isnât healthy
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creative writing has been Cancelledâą because no plot will ever be better than Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky (2009)Â
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Hero: Hello Partner.
Partner: Hello Hero.
Wigglytuff, Watching them from far away: Oh they dating.
Chatot: What? Th-theyâre just saying hi to each other.
Hero: How are you today?
Partner: Iâm doing well, how about you?
Wigglytuff: Oh theyâre dating! Look them sparks!
Chatot: Theyâre just- theyâre just talking to each other!
[Hero grabs Partners hand]
Hero: Partner, there is no one I trust more than you.
Partner: Iâm glad to hear it Hero, youâre a very important person to me.
Chatot, now with an understanding tone: Oh theyâre dating?
Wigglytuff: OH THEY DATING!
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*picks at ingrown hairs*
be free my children
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HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS
put shorts on
put legs in one leg hole
pull up and on to shoulder
instant fashion
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Iâm gonna fucking cry
AwwwâŠ
I know I talk about Bobâs Burgers a lot but one of the newest episodes was so sweet. It starts with Bob realizing that thereâs going to be a laser-light-rock-show and remembering how much he loved going to them as a kid:
Since itâs Bobâs birthday, Gene agrees to go with him:
But, like many children, he becomes overwhelmed by the loud noises and flashing lasers. (And listen, I usually hate it when people label characters as âautisticâ and act like a show gave them representation when it didnâtâŠbut Bobâs Burgers really does have so many characters who would be labeled in real life, Gene being one of them, and this just adds to it because itâs the perfect depiction of someone being overstimulated):
He eventually breaks down sobbing, screaming that he wants to go:
Bob immediately takes him into the lobby and is able to ground him, getting him to properly breathe until heâs ready to talk:
Bob asks if he wants to go back in or go home. Gene immediately says âGo home!â but hesitates and adds that itâs Bobâs birthday, to which Bobâs instant reply is to not worry about it and that he wonât enjoy the show if Gene isnât enjoying the show. He adds that they can go back in and he can help Gene through it but Gene begins panicking again and Bob quickly says that they can go home, not once forcing him to do something that would overwhelm him. So they go out to the car (and I just love how Bob holds onto him):
But it gets better. Bob takes out the CD and plays it at a low volume, tilts their chairs back, and uses a cigarette lighter to âdrawâ, creating his own âlaser showâ:
Gene eventually wants to see the finale of the real show, despite Bobâs insistence that Gene doesnât have to pretend to want to see it just for Bob and that they can just go home, to which Gene assures him that he really does want to see it. They sneak back inside and Bob makes Gene a pair of makeshift headphones so that he can listen to the music without being overwhelmed:
A+ Parenting!
(But really, what else would you expect from this show?)
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hâŠ
HEWWO????
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Social anxiety is just conspiracy theories about yourself.
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The generation that forcibly put soap in the mouth of children for using âdirty languageâ weighing in on the tide pod situation.
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Benjamin Kelly, the district secretary for Representative Shawn Harrison, reportedly liked a tweet that referred to GonzĂĄlez as a âbrown bald lesbian girl.â (Kelly has since been fired.)
GonzĂĄlez is not deterred. Sheâs taking calls from Demi Lovato; speaking with Anderson Cooper on live television. Overnight, sheâs turned into the face of gun control, and her being a brown bald bisexual woman is not a deficit, as some might decideâinstead, an incredible talisman that seems to indicate the kind of power those of us deemed powerless truly have. That despite the Trumps of the world telling minorities how worthless we are, over and over again; that QPOCs and women are not even low priority but instead targets, we will not recoil while sheepishly raising white flags.
Emma GonzĂĄlez is the portrait of empowerment, and sheâs inspiring a movement that includes us all; one that is not asking for, but demanding a safety that is no longer promised or assured by current administration. And as she continues her advocacy into the March For Our Lives on March 24, it appears the NRA might have finally mets its match in a teenage girl.
Emma GonzĂĄlez Is The Bisexual Latinx Teen Leading The Charge For Gun Control | via Into. Hell yes.Â
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Dasha Taivas | Ukrainian Fashion Week SS17 | Covered W Magazine
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