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I`m not gonna explain myself

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wait

if we go by the logic that Source of Clone = Parent

IE Webby is Scrooge’s clone so Scrooge is Webby’s dad

If May & June were clones of Webby, wouldn’t they be Webby’s daughters?

#ducktales #provided that feather was Webby's and not Scrooge's #Also Webby is Donald and Della's direct cousin lol #cousin once removed from the triplets #I will say this makes any bonding between Scrooge & Webby extra cute imo

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Lena: Why do you have a diary?

Violet: To keep secrets from my computer.

#lmao tbf #as a technician #I do this #your pc can be hacked yo #someone can be spying from anywhere in the world #it's wise to keep some things jotted down #not in notepad-office-whathaveyou #but in a good old booklet with paper pages #safe stored away in a fire proof safe of course

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I’m so excited for the dynamics among these 6 children

MY BABIES MY BABIES MY BABIES

I need a final shot with all the kids being friends please ☹

#The nerds- Violet & Boyd #The wild childs- Dewey & Gosalyn #The scheme team- Louie & Lena

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… WHAT. XD

(From DuckTales 2017 - S3E21 “The Life and Crimes of Scrooge McDuck!”)

#rest in piss you sociopathic piece o’shit

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What I meant then:

“I could’ve made some $ and not be broke af anymore”

What I mean now

“I could’ve helped and continue to help send a big ‘FUCK YOU’ to the elites and I’d be happy going negative. EAT. THE. RICH. AND CORRUPT BASTARDS”

Damn

wish I had had money to buy GME stocks a week ago

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2021 is already better then 2020 just being that low to middle class Reddit users fucked over billionaires who used the pandemic to vote against the success of struggling businesses that exposed fatal flaws of the stock market

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Pharmaceutical Giant: “This medicine costs $3 to make, but I’m selling it to sick people for $300 because I know that they can’t just refuse to buy it.”

Rich People: “That’s a smart business strategy.”

Reddit User: “These GameStop shares cost me $3 each, but I’m selling them to short investors for $300 each because I know that they can’t just refuse to buy it.”

Rich People: “THE HORROR!!! GOVERNMENT, PUT A STOP TO THIS!!!”

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Damn

wish I had had money to buy GME stocks a week ago

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Zim makes a new best friend!

(source is ep. 81 of Rob Paulsen’s excellent “Talkin’ Toons” podcast, guest-starring the one and only Richard Horvitz.

I’ve had this audio saved on my end since 2014, so I’m glad I eventually got around to making this!)

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Nearing the end of 2020 be like 

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Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

#skyrim modders can be fucking insane

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I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

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Pro tip: you can use your horse to hide from guardians

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My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

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day 29: organs

zim no not again