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I do not want to bitch on OP's post but dear lord this is vile 😭😭😭 I have stats hidden on AO3 and I simply read summaries, check tags and decide if the fic sounds interesting or not??? Like a fic might have very little kudos but it might still be something I happen to enjoy waahhh do these people not go to library and just browse books bc the name sounds interesting to them???? Do you need other people to decide what to enjoy???

#just....open the story................ #i will click on just about anything and i usually know in less than a minute if I'm gonna vibe with it or not #and if i get halfway thru it and something changes and I'm not vibing so what? i can just stop then? at least I'll know #what is the point of excluding works based not on how they're written but some arbitrary metric that doesn't mean anything? #like ok if you're in a fandom with way too many works to sift thru i can see STARTING with this process to figure out what to read first #but then go BACK and start again with the rest right? #like. i will work my way thru multiple times reading different stuff on each pass #and not all of it is for me but reading a fic that isn't my cup of tea is not like. it doesn't upset me

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24.9 and a trauma in a pear tree

#s.vu #baby girl

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Came down for an extra smoke break bc work is slow and the world is shit and this lovely girl was struggling to open the lid on the dumpster and I said to her you know what you have really nice nails and I don't lemme get that and I'm always happy to help when I can but also that may be the most lesbian thing I've done so far today

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ᴇᴏ ʀᴇᴅᴜx + ᴛᴇxᴛᴘᴏꜱᴛꜱ: ᴘᴛ. ❶ ❷

#s.vu #e.o

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#goddamn it

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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

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quarterfinals (round 9)

descriptions under the cut

andre braugher -> appeared in six episodes over 3 seasons as defense attorney bayard ellis. when he came around the squad knew they fucked it. Liv did call him to represent simon and his wife when they got busted with weed (child's welfare).

whoopi goldberg -> appeared in the season 17 episode, institutional fail as a CPS supervisor who falsified reports that led to a child's death. "god himself could not do my job."

#s.vu #s.vu bracket #i voted reflexively and now i wish I could change it lmao #like i voted for Andre bc i love bayard i really do and he's an interesting character and Andre plays him so well #but upon reflection i don't think that's fair to whoopi who packed so much into her performance

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quarterfinals (week 9)

descriptions under the cut

charlayne woodard -> appeared in 6 episodes over 8 seasons as sister peg, a nun that was really for the people. gets killed by jenna in smoked (rip).

robin williams -> appeared in the season 9 episode authority. plays a man who pretends to be a police officer and gets another person to commit sexual assault by talking him into it on the phone.

#oh this is impossible lolol #like charlayne has so much heart as sister peg she draws your focus and makes that character real #and the storyline for Robin was. a mess. but he's engaging too!!! #s.vu #s.vu bracket

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quarterfinals (round 9)

descriptions under the cut

season 6 -> stephanie march returns for "ghost." mary stuart masterson begins her arc/recurring role. episodes of note: doubt, haunted, ghost, night.

season 8 -> connie nielson comes through as dani beck while mh is on maternity leave. Liv moves to oregon (!) the season also introduces michael weston as simon marsden. episodes of note: informed, infiltrated, choreographed, burned, philadelphia, florida, annihilated.

#s.vu #s.vu bracket #it's 8 for me!!!!!!

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quarterfinals (round 9)

descriptions under the cut

season 3 -> real classic svu. benson wears many baby tee's. first appearances of bobby burke, peter hermann, and judith light. episodes of note: wrath, counterfeit, guilt.

season 5 -> alex cabot character faked killed off. diane neal joins the cast as casey novak. episodes of note: loss, escape, coerced, mean.

#s.vu #s.vu bracket #i voted for 5 but honestly they're neck and neck in my head

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standings after week 8

(best guest)

marcia gay harden better than sarah hyland

bobby burke worse than judith light

mgh + judith light to face off in week 10

(best season)

season 12 better than season 15

season 14 worse than season 4

season 12 + season 4 to face off in week 10

#s.vu #s.vu bracket

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wow that's a nice inflexible honour code you've got there. i can't wait to see it broken under immense pressure, and you along with it.

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Why have we only seen that green coat once? It's worthy of much greater things than flirting at Kathy's gravesite.

Right it's so nice 😭😭😭😭 bring it back we're begging

#anonymous #e.o asks #s.vu

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Ok but liv saying fuck when Elliot fucks up

She needs it. We need it. Everybody needs it. Let Olivia Benson say fuck 2024

#anonymous #e.o asks #s.vu #i always make Liv sweary when I write bc i just believe in my heart of hearts that woman has a mouth like a sailor