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Given that after he gives his core to Jiang Cheng, he started doing demonic cultivation, I'm gonna go with he's suspended by ghosts.

rewatching the untamed, and I'm currently fascinated that wwx can still do the wuxia glide onto rooftops and stuff even without his golden core. possible explanations for this:

show directors forgor/didn't care

he's suspended by ghosts

people in ancient China could just do that

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unpopular opinion but I do think they shouldve given wen ning a fake moustache in ep 49 when he's possessed by baxia/nmj

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Su She: How dare you mock me in such a manner!

Lan Jingyi: Well, how would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

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Nie Huaisang: To everyone who has treated me poorly, I'm sexier than you.

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Wei Wuxian: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Wei Wuxian lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the Yiling Patriach! I'm the person who is going to burn your house down, using your dead relatives, and the lemons! I'm going to invent a combustible lemon that can burn your house down!

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Wei Wuxian: I have a plan.

Lan Wangji: The plan cannot involve breaking the law.

Wei Wuxian: I no longer have a plan.

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Xue Yang: You know, you light one bitch on fire and everybody freaks out!

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Jin Zixuan: I am genuinely surprised you haven't been arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.

Wei Wuxian: Nat 20 Charisma.

Jin Zixuan: That is NOT how that works!

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Lan Jingyi: Hello McDonalds, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.

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Wen Qing: See? You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol.

Wei Wuxian: And treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. [Chugs a bottle of wine]

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Nie Huaisang: When I'm mad, I just push it down real deep and then sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night panicked and sweaty for no reason.

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Wei Wuxian: If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna bury my emotions deep inside me like a responsible adult would.

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Xue Yang: Hate it when people say I'm lurking in the shadows when I'm just chilling.

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Jiang Cheng: I can't believe you just ran off on your own like that!

Wei Wuxian: Really? What part of that was out of character for me?

Jiang Cheng: ...fair enough.

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Wen Ning: Jie, how long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Wen Qing: I think-

Wei Wuxian: Seventy-two hours.

Wen Qing: How do you-

Wei Wuxian: There is a clown behind you.

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Jiang Cheng: [Bursting into Wuxian's room] Wei Wuxian!

Wei Wuxian: I HAVE AN ALIBI

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Wei Wuxian: "What are you into?" Is such a broad question. Like, do I reply with a book series or choking?