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Autophobia: an irrational, extreme fear of being alone

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Y'all think the fantasy high universe has fantasy tumblr lol

(inspired by @orions-garden who had this idea first !)

🐀 stealthcheck reblogged steelwindstrike

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you guys remember that trend from last spring where everyone was posting these random videos and pictures of and saying there was a tabaxi woman in there LMAO What the fuck was that 😂 it was like a worse version of The Gown thing from years ago

⚡ steelwindstrike

#LMAOOOO I FORGOT ABOUT THAT #wasnt that a marketing scheme for that one teen band #im pretty sure it was

LMAO WAS IT? i wouldnt be surprised LOL

🐴 princessthehorse Follow

THERE WAS LITERALLY A TABAXI IN ALL OF THOSE VIDEOS. THEY WERE LIKE REALLY SCARY VIDEOS. WHAT WAS EVERYONE ON ABOUT. WHAT FERNS WERE Y'ALL FUCKING ON

🔮 conjurdivination Follow

OP, I understand your confusion but that was very much a real event! Turns out that tabaxi was the Shadow Cat, the familiar of the Nightmare King who was actually an ancient goddess of Sylvaire who was transubstantiated into a disease. She could only be seen by people who had her disease, which was transmitted through various bodily fluids. The Court of Stars has also been putting out statements lately saying that they and other members of the Fallinel government worked with the Shadow Cat, but had nothing to do with her plot of trying to bring back the Nightmare King, since she apparently worked with them as well.

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Was it still those fucking kids who did all that though

🐀 stealthcheck

it was those fucking kids

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🦇 nightmarekwing reblogged powerofsol

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was just waiting for a meeting with my banker and i watch two teenagers show up and one puts a gun to his head and the other grabs his balls. I'm so done with adventurers bro, how the fuck do people allow this shit

🦇 nightmarekwing

One of the teenagers is the archdevil of the bottomless pit. i swear to god i'm gonna die and even Hell is gonna be a piece of shit because of adventurers

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Did you not do anything to try and help your banker?????

🦇 nightmarekwing

no why would i help a banker

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🧚‍♀️ tiredaasimar

I have insider information on the Central Solesian Area Polycule

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🔍 detectiveagent5353 reblogged alwayshappyhour

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I cannot BELIEVE that there are FELLOW STUDENTS here at Aguefort who are SERIOUSLY considering voting for Kristen Applebees for class president. Are you out of your mind? Kipperlilly Copperkettle is actually trying to campaign to make the school better for all of us when we've all seen firsthand how messed up everything is. She's actually trying to make it fair for us students, and what does Kristen want to do? Nothing! She has literally ZERO campaign promises that mean ANYTHING for the school and the only things she talks about are steelworkers of all things and a thing NOBODY knows. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT FETTY WAP IS! I looked it up and looked through every book in the library! THOSE WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SAID BEFORE! NEVER!

All I'm saying is if this school starts to go downhill because you all thought it was funnier to vote for the cleric who killed her god TWICE than the regular student who's ACTUALLY trying to make the school better, you all better realize that it's your fault.

🌃 alwayshappyhour

sounds like someone's salty they can't do a shrimp jump

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256.927.723.142

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🐗 recklessattakk

my hungry ass could never be a cleric

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reblog to cast healing word on the person you rbed this from

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burntownsgetvans reblogged falloutboimaniac

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does anyone know what's going on with fig and the cig figs? i've been waiting for their new album for a while but their social media account has been radio silent, like fig and gorgug are still posting on their personal accounts but nothing about the band :(. they said a new album would be coming out soon last april, i'm just kind of sad and confused i guess

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that's really rough man yeah. i don't know what's going on with them either, but i hope they'll end up releasing something soon for you. but if you wanna listen to something that's like fig and the cig figs, maybe you'd like my clerical gnomance? they've been a total breakout hit all over the radio where i'm from lately and they are sooo good lol

🐉 burntownsgetvans

well, okay, i'll give it a shot i guess, thanks for the recommendation :)

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@fallouboimaniac Listen up chucklefuck go FUCK yourself. I'm so fucking TIRED of people like you who are always trying to replace the cig figs and discredit their success and for WHAT reason? I'm so done, I'm so fucking done, I don't wanna FUCKING HEAR IT AND YOU'VE PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND LISTEN TO YOUR OWN SHITTY MUSIC? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FUCKING Ddid anyone see that red thing just now

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she kalvaxus on my emperor until i red waste

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lycanstropy reblogged 123fantasydestiel

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Getting really annoyed by all the posts going around joking about Kalvaxus and the Nightmare King. Both of them were EXTREMELY serious and REAL entities that caused SO much destruction in the very real world, and unless you were harmed by them you should NOT be joking about them like that, that is SO gross. My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great cousin four times removed was KILLED by Kalvaxus and it is so shitty to have to open the dashboard every day to see posts like this.

🕷️ minceraftshreeper Follow

sure but kalvaxus has literally been dead for like 2 years or something 😭. like the fact that those kids killed kalvaxus very much did make national and probably international news did you somehow miss that. and the guy was a total clown be fr it'd be crazy not to joke about him

🧑 123fantasydestiel

Did you not read my entire post? I don't care if you think Kalvaxus was a "clown" or not or that he's already dead, HE KILLED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE!!!!! You cannot be making posts JOKING About him like that!!!!!!!!!!

🐈 lycanstropy

I went on a field trip to Hell in my warlock class the other day and a bunch of pirates turned Kalvaxus into a ship and tattooed his ass

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🦆 rayofdownwiththesickness

I fucking hate public school dude a plane almost crashed into my house at midnight and turns out it's because of a fucking club at the school and then i GO to school and i can barely even get into my bard class because everyone's lining up around that fucking pirate's kid and the principal is a fucking kid because this school is such a wreck. And can anyone please tell me why the same kid is now in every single club i am also in???? every time i make eye contact with him in one of my clubs he runs away. didn't he and the pirate kid and their party kill like 6 staff members?????????? AND WHY IS THERE A COP IN THE HALLWAYS??????????????????????

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🦆 rayofdownwiththesickness reblogged rayofdownwiththesickness

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Imagine complaining about students killing people when you literally go to an adventuring school 😂

🦆 rayofdownwiththesickness

i'd rather you say it to my face than vague me on the dashboard you know

🦆 rayofdownwiththesickness

I have been hexblade cursed

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👨‍💻 12345fantasydestiel

Has Aguefort collectively forgotten about the fact that a giant spider appeared on campus a few months ago and started terrorizing people? I'm starting to understand why so many people think so negatively of Aguefort now. I was literally there and watched it happen and then no one seemed to bring it up ever again. No teachers decided to address it or anything. We're lucky it didn't kill anyone, and, actually, now I'm remembering, wasn't Kristen Applebees there? I swear to Galicaea she was there. Is that why nothing came of it, cause her party has like 4 parents on the school staff? This place is a joke.

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infaetheable reblogged alwayshappyhour

🌃 alwayshappyhour

she nightmare on my king until i cassandra

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infaetheable reblogged alwayshappyhour

🌃 alwayshappyhour

she nightmare on my king until i cassandra

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infaetheable reblogged alwayshappyhour

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she nightmare on my king until i cassandra

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infaetheable reblogged alwayshappyhour

🌃 alwayshappyhour

she nightmare on my king until i cassandra

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We're only halfway through junior year and already there are SO many quotes from this season that have rewritten my brain chemistry.

"In the marketplace of ideas, certainty and confidence will always find eager buyers. But that doesn't mean that they are always true."

"Agreements exist wordlessly, and they exist without acknowledgement or even consciousness on the part of those who have engaged in them. But agreements are at their most potent when they are conscious."

"The winds are cold and we are made to warm each other. And the night is long and that is why we keep the fire lit."

"There is no agreement we are more likely to break than one we have made with ourselves."

"The difference between an oath and rage is about. That thin."

"Your vision of thriving is like a garden that grows explosively in all directions and is flowering and da da da da. But there's thriving like a tall and ancient tree. There's thriving like grass."

"I just felt really weird about. Being mad. I didn't want to do it unless it felt, like, really necessary or justified."

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Don't ya know? Its LEAP DAY.

ALL HAIL THE FROGS, WHO MAY HAVE NOT MADE US, BUT CAN CERTAINLY DESTROY US! frog

well fellas, it’s a LEAP YEAR, you know what that means! frog

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I was thinking that it was crazy that the Gukgaks didn't get any kind of financial assistance - including money for post-secondary education - from the government after Pok's death, given his successful track record and dying in the line of duty.

And then I remembered that Kalina pulled strings to get Pok on a list of enemies of the state right before his death which would probably be the equivalent of a dishonorable discharge, and revoke any of that assistance that would have come otherwise.

So it's another thing Kalina took from Riz, besides his father - his chance at college, without running himself into the ground to get there.

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Oh yay the Welcome to Elmville map finally arrived in the merch store! Check it out!

Oh my gosh cute, there are little ads on there like on real free town maps! There's Basrar's Soda Fountain... Oh and Strongtower! And there's-

WHAT?!

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"Embracing the unknown gives you the strength to leave a bad situation."

- Brennan Lee Mulligan to Kristen Applebees, played by Ally Beardsley

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Called it.

There are several records of it. The more historical one says that the earliest place of the gem was in the statue of the eye of Kali, the hindu goddess of time, entropy, and destruction, famous for beheading and drinking the blood of the demon named Raktbeej, which translates to Bloodseed since he got more minions the more his blood spilled on the ground.

Some versions of the myths suggest that Kali was born via wrath of a divine cat lady, the goddess of battle, courage, and protection Durga, who rode into battle on her ride, a tiger.

I have some news for the peeps who are happy about the Queen Elizabeth's death.

So y'all know how there is a stolen diamond called Kohinoor on the British crown?

The diamond has a curse on it. Only a god or a woman can wield it without suffering back luck.

So keep your eyes peeled for some chaos as Charles gets crowned.

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I need to write 1k more words for my assignment someone please lend me your braincells because I need to concentrate.

#so much to read so little time #i need to go through ethical stuff #and laws #i am so tired #why do i procrastinate so much

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Instead of ceremonial wine we have a calender of what drinks our prophet Kristen Applebees was into at the given time and that's what we have in church as we listen to the sermon.

Walking into the Church of Cassandra, Ancient Goddess of Mystery and Doubt, Mother of the Welcoming Dark, I turn to greet the priestess with the traditional greeting of the acolytes of the order. “Heeeeey, Girlieeeee.” 👁️👁️

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I got to hold a 500,000 year old hand axe at the museum today.

It's right-handed

I am right-handed

There are grooves for the thumb and knuckle to grip that fit my hand perfectly

I have calluses there from holding my stylus and pencils and the gardening tools.

There are sharper and blunter parts of the edge, for different types of cutting, as well as a point for piercing.

I know exactly how to use this to butcher a carcass.

A homo erectus made it

Some ancestor of mine, three species ago, made a tool that fits my hand perfectly, and that I still know how to use.

Who were you

A man? A woman? Did you even use those words?

Did you craft alone or were you with friends? Did you sing while you worked?

Did you find this stone yourself, or did you trade for it? Was it a gift?

Did you make it for yourself, or someone else, or does the distinction of personal property not really apply here?

Who were you?

What would you think today, seeing your descendant hold your tool and sob because it fits her hands as well?

What about your other descendant, the docent and caretaker of your tool, holding her hands under it the way you hold your hands under your baby's head when a stranger holds them.

Is it bizarre to you, that your most utilitarian object is now revered as holy?

Or has it always been divine?

Or is the divine in how I am watching videos on how to knap stone made by your other descendants, learning by example the way you did?

Tomorrow morning I am going to the local riverbed in search of the appropriate stones, and I will follow your example.

The first blood spilled on it will almost certainly be my own, as I learn the textures and rhythm of how it's done.

Did you have cuss words back then? Gods to blaspheme when the rock slips and you almost take your thumbnail off instead? Or did you just scream?

I'm not religious.

But if spilling my own blood to connect with a stranger who shared it isn't partaking in the divine

I don't know what is.

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Percy Jackson and The Olympians (2023) 1.07

The Garden of Earthly Delights (1490-1500)

In the seventh episode of Percy Jackson and the Olympians, we see The Garden of Earthly Delights; a piece by Hieronymus Bosch with themes such as the fate of humanity and sin.

The panels depict the Garden of Eden, the Human World, and Hell (from left to right). We can see Sally Jackson reaching for the centre — the Human World — and her son, who is standing in front of Hell.

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To add to this: the elven oracle has committed patricide, the archdevil has made people's love lives more complicated via disguise self, the cleric has punched the god who personally chose her in the face, the little goblin guy landed the killing blow on the dragon who ate his father, the Troy Bolton guy is the most graceless and unluckiest guy who is also responsible for the death of several of his pirate archdevil father's warlocks, and the greatest wizard of our age has also made a tower to connect to his parents' satellite from scratch.

the power disparity between the bad kids really is something. You got the elven oracle, an archdevil, someone who’s made two and a half gods, a little goblin guy, Troy Bolton, and the greatest wizard of our age.

#dimenson 20 #fantasy high #d20 fhjy #fhjy #kristen applebees #gorgug thistlespring #fabian seacaster #riz gukgak #fig faeth #adaine abernant #the bad kids

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Imagine you're a kid at oxford in 1983 and you're walking to class one day and you see a stoat from Ukraine (who has a higher GPA than you) squeeze past you to get to class with a little backpack on. Wild.

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Imagine being a black woman in the 70s going to school to get a doctorate in nuclear science and putting up with all the bullshit that a black woman would go through in 70s academia, getting your doctorate and working with the military, probably constantly dealing with big brash soldier men who dont respect you and always talk over you despite your education qualifications, craving peace and quiet out in this beautiful wilderness, striking out on your own for just a brief moment, and the first sign of anything unusual happening is a fucking elongated rat STOAT running up to you and being like

HEY GIRL HEYY

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Its fucking September.

#halloween #wtf #why is there christmas stuff out so early #september #its creeping earlier and earlier #hallowern hasnt even happened yet