radoncanyoncryptid

[radoncanyoncryptid]

klo. no. pin. grab em crush em stick em in my mouth

#actually just gonna chew them but y'know #only pill that fuckin tastes decent #imagine Klonopin falling into my lap when I'm already so delightfully sleep deprived #sometimes the night is kind to me. #drugs tw

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Once I weNt to Wisconsin: The Dairy StAte (continued here: http://theangriestman.tumblr.com/post/58172339703 )

thank yooou http://mechanic-coyote.tumblr.com/ who was Krista in this and still is Krista 

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some of yall need to understand that "my body, my choice" also applies to:

addicts in active addiction with no intention of quitting

phys disabled people who deny medical treatment

neurodivergent people who deny psychiatric treatment (yes, including schizophrenic people and people with personality disorders)

trans people who want or don't want to medically transition (yes, including trans masc lesbians with top surgery and trans women without bottom surgery, yall are so weird to them wtf)

and if you can't understand that, then you don't get to use the phrase

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reblog to give a butch lesbian a sword

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you learn something new every day. today I learned that I should not be allowed to listen to the black parade while sleep deprived.

#honestly I probably already knew that and forgot bc y'know. sleep deprivation. #unhinged howling? in my beer cooler? it's more likely than you think #everyone says fall out boy lyrics are unintelligible #meanwhile Gerard way goes aaaaaikskskdkfjansnfraaaaa and I'm just like ah yes agreed #idk man I had to Google a key smash and add vowels. that's how tired I am rn

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i love you rain, i love you cold air, i love you sound of raindrops hitting the rooftops, i love you cloudy skies

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tell me in the tags either the worse drink you've ever had or what you do to alcohol to make it palatable

#I do this thing called being an adult with a diverse palate

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worst relationship status to have w someone is “objectively they’re a fine person who is nice but i don’t enjoy their company as much as they enjoy mine”

#nope actual worst is being the them in any of these and knowing it (you always know it)

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hey so we put your morally grey character in a fandom. yeah half the fanbase makes them into a perfect angel who did nothing wrong and the other half depicts them as a cartoonishly evil villain who hurts people for fun. no we dont know how to explain that people can do bad things for good reasons or good things for bad reasons. sorry man

#cool I enjoy things that are fun

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#Lol just imagining throwing up in front of my customers #''man that sucks anyway can I get some jameson''

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weird as hell being obsessed with OFMD but not invested in it. like it's a very good show. I like it a lot. I will not be mentally devastated if it is less than perfect. are y'all okay?

#I truly do not get how people are the way they are about it #I mean I know. it's the representation. which is something I generally seem to need much less than others do. #but fuck's sake man it's a silly fun little gay comedy show

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i am totally going to come across as a boomer in this post but as an engineer it's common sense to not build systems with a single point of failure. and i'm starting to realize that our usage of the smart phone is exactly that. a single point of failure. the calling/texting is the implied function of the smartphone, which is fine. that's what it's built for. but nowadays we don't think to keep a physical map or atlas or gps unit in our car because our phone has google maps. we don't keep address books anymore because it's all stored in our contacts. i serve customers who no longer carry a wallet/physical card because it's all on their phone. this is literally a single point of failure. if you lose or break your phone when you are in a foreign place you are fucking screwed. maybe you're still screwed even in your home town because so many people have become accustomed to using a smart phone to take them anywhere.

#I mean I didn't have any of that stuff before I had a smartphone either

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#izzy you sassy little bitch

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Replacing "I dont want to live" with "i dont want to live like this" was v helpful for me because it helped me figure out what parts of my life i was trying to escape and reminded me there are absolutely versions of myself i want to work towards and ways of living i havent experienced yet that i want to see

#nah man if I wanted to live I'd want to live exactly like this #I just. don't particularly want to live.

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your poor little meow meow fucking bit me

#two plus years on I've just realized I can reblog from gaud again

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I'm sleeping in a kiddie racecar bed. It's what my landlady had when I moved in four years ago. Her youngest child was starting college at the time. Pretty sure at least one of the pillows came with. I have bought a couple since then, but the old one(s) just sort of shuffled to fill the gap between mattress and frame.

when you move out of your parents house, don’t take the 30 year old nasty busted dusty drool and blood covered pillows with you. even if they offer. stop the cycle. get new ones.

#you seem to have many fucks to give about this subject and that is wild to me #also why blood. I'm perplexed as to why blood automatically goes on your mental list of things that would be on pillows

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dip me in honey and throw me in the psychic labyrinth

#idek if I'm using that term correctly #I just want to live inside my head #reality just isn't worth the effort man