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radizaster · 2 days
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he ate my heart
tw: blood, cannibalism
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Squidward is a tragic figure, but not in the Hellenic style. He’s in the tradition of Job
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radizaster · 3 days
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what a beautiful day to not be in high school
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radizaster · 3 days
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No because, Art is a mediocre tennis player with 6 grand slams who knows that at some level he has only got them because Tashi has pushed him and coached him to that level of excellence. At the same time he feels responsible for living a career for both of them while knowing that if Patrick hadn't fucked things up he wouldn't have ever achieved what he did.Patrick has oodles of talent but has to deal with the fact that despite winning Tashi fairly he lost her due to his pride. You know he's thinking that 'if she was my coach I would have double the number of grand slams that Art does'. But if Tashi hadn't had that injury that day would either of them even have had the chance to have her as their coach? No. Both he and Art would have faded into mediocrity but probably remained friends despite it all. And don't get me started on Tashi. She knows that if it wasn't for her injury she would have probably won 15 grand slams by now and would never have considered stopping but she's reduced to just being the wife! Just being the coach! Just being content with being a hot girl who will be won by the guy who plays the best tennis!! And she has to somehow make herself feel okay with that. So no. She can't genuinely be okay with Art stopping but at the end of the day it's not her decision to make because he's the professional tennis player not her. It's not just about one of them winning or the sacrifice it takes. It's about disappointment, bitterness, the underlying inferiority complex, being manipulative enough to achieve your goals through different means and the inherent homoeroticism of having a best friend from the age of 12 who is the only one worth beating for you after playing 13 years of tennis. Anyway I'm chewing on glass rn. Challengers you'll always be famous
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radizaster · 3 days
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give mike faist the oscar for his whiny little moans whenever he hit the ball in challengers
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help does this make sense
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radizaster · 3 days
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on that note it’s crucial to understand that there is no twosome from the challengers trio that could ever work. like patrick and art alone are repressed tashi and art alone are resentful tashi and patrick alone are toxic it simply does not work they always need the third to balance each other out this is is a throuple movie a threesome movie you’re literally not understanding
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radizaster · 3 days
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hate to say it but "art" and "patrick" are what a 14 year old names achilles and patroclus in their iliad high school au
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This is a sickening side profile my god
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obsessed with this letterboxd review for CHALLENGERS (2024) by rocky/WAYSTIAR
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radizaster · 3 days
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I can't get over the Star Wars Hotel making you log in to Disney+ to watch anything. $6000 experience that can't give you free Disney+ for two days. Back in the day a lot of people decided to get cable off experiencing it for free in hotel rooms and now you're expected to bring your cable with you lest they give you anything for free for two days
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radizaster · 4 days
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Now that Twitter's URL has officially changed, lets all join hands and remember that Elon Musk threw away one of the most recognizable, established brands of the past decade due to his personal chuunibyou fascination with the letter X.
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actually lifechangingly good books will be on goodreads with a 3.6 star rating at most with people fighting for their lives trying to be comedians in the reviews section while meanwhile the worst dogshit youve ever read in your life will have a 4.7
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I think some people forget that some literature and some media is meant to be deeply uncomfortable and unsettling. It's meant to make you have a very visceral reaction to it. If you genuinely can't handle these stories then you are under no obligation to consume them but acting as if they have no purpose or as if people don't have a right to tell these stories, stories that often relate to the darkest or most disturbing parts of life, then you should do some introspection.
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