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[rad-ney]

[holds your hands gently n jumps up n down] randyrandyrandy howre yuuoou todayy?????!!?

o-oh, i um..

im doing okay, i guess..!

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[rad-ney]

I want to bash your head in with a bat and then sob because I hurt you. I know three people who agree with me. You have that effect. Accept it

wh,,is this a threat..?

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hey randy, have you seen that one you x scout from team fortress 2 blog that has been floating around? Everythings under the scrandy tag

what,,?

i,i dont know much about tf2.

why is this happening.

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hush hush, pretty boy !! no self doubt the stars are bright and the night is cold lemme hold you real tight n utter words of reassurance under the disguise of space facts

o-oh, well, uh..

i, um..

if you say so..!

#IM SO SORRY THIS WAS SO LATE /GEN #randy jade roleplay #randy jade #dialtown randy #randy dialtown #dialtown #dialtown ask blog

[rad-ney]

[nibbles on your ankle affectionately]

:3

o-ow,,

thank..you?

i,,i dont-

what..?

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[rad-ney]

Randyyyy. Are you RANDY for summer?

to be honest, no.

it gets too hot and sticky..

and i rarely get access to a shower. i could just ask oliver, i guess..

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[rad-ney]

Randy, the JADE roller lol

(by the way Jade roller is used to massage face)

o,,kay?

i dont get what your trying to say here..

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[rad-ney]

B E E S

wh,,what?

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[rad-ney]

watchin the stars with you wouldn't be wastin time, the stars are pretty, YOU'RE pretty, win-win scenario

o-oh,,

heheh,, you,.. really think so?

i-i mean, i wouldnt say that exactly but..

#im sorry im so late on this i completely forgot abt it 😭😭 #randy jade roleplay #randy jade #dialtown randy #dialtown #randy dialtown #dialtown ask blog

[rad-ney]

You and Oliver ❤️✨

wh,,what?

what does this mean? what are you implying?

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[rad-ney]

if-if you say so, heh..

eeh..

thanks again,.oliver, i.. dont know how to repay you

If he had a flesh-head, he would probably be smiling and/or crying.

He slowly drank the water.

uh.

h-hey oliver,??

would you.. um..

mind me ,, um,, askin if you can give me a hand..? or-or some bandages, im not picky,,

a-all good if not, though, i can understand that,,,

Randys leaning over the counter, covered in blood. Presumably from the swans. He might pass out.

(-@rad-ney)

“HOLY SHIT, GET BEHIND THE COUNTER NOW.”

He starts frantically rummaging around underneath the counter, pulling out the first aid kit.

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a,,alright, oliver..

thank you

i,um..

i guess ill be on my way then,,?

Randy was still atop the counter, hands in lap and looking at Oliver. He moved his hands so he could shuffle off the counter, hissing at the pain.

uh.

h-hey oliver,??

would you.. um..

mind me ,, um,, askin if you can give me a hand..? or-or some bandages, im not picky,,

a-all good if not, though, i can understand that,,,

Randys leaning over the counter, covered in blood. Presumably from the swans. He might pass out.

(-@rad-ney)

“HOLY SHIT, GET BEHIND THE COUNTER NOW.”

He starts frantically rummaging around underneath the counter, pulling out the first aid kit.

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[rad-ney]

Randy weakly shuffled himself ontop of the counter, sitting down with a gross squelch. This man is soaked.

I..um

im really sorry about this, i-i dont wanna .. burden you or anything,,,

th,thank you for this..

uh.

h-hey oliver,??

would you.. um..

mind me ,, um,, askin if you can give me a hand..? or-or some bandages, im not picky,,

a-all good if not, though, i can understand that,,,

Randys leaning over the counter, covered in blood. Presumably from the swans. He might pass out.

(-@rad-ney)

“HOLY SHIT, GET BEHIND THE COUNTER NOW.”

He starts frantically rummaging around underneath the counter, pulling out the first aid kit.

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[rad-ney]

i-i um..

you can,,i thjnk im dehydrated,,,

He swayed a little bit.

uh.

h-hey oliver,??

would you.. um..

mind me ,, um,, askin if you can give me a hand..? or-or some bandages, im not picky,,

a-all good if not, though, i can understand that,,,

Randys leaning over the counter, covered in blood. Presumably from the swans. He might pass out.

(-@rad-ney)

“HOLY SHIT, GET BEHIND THE COUNTER NOW.”

He starts frantically rummaging around underneath the counter, pulling out the first aid kit.

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[rad-ney]

okay okay!!

He stumbled behind the counter, dripping blood and rain water.

uh.. sorry about this, b-by the way,,

ouch,,

uh.

h-hey oliver,??

would you.. um..

mind me ,, um,, askin if you can give me a hand..? or-or some bandages, im not picky,,

a-all good if not, though, i can understand that,,,

Randys leaning over the counter, covered in blood. Presumably from the swans. He might pass out.

(-@rad-ney)

“HOLY SHIT, GET BEHIND THE COUNTER NOW.”

He starts frantically rummaging around underneath the counter, pulling out the first aid kit.

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[rad-ney]

swans

they are here randall v. jade.

they’re coming for yer hands.

what..??

WHERE???????

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[rad-ney]

you give me massive cuteness aggression rand man.

like i see your cute little phone face and i just want to squish you like a lil bug /aff

thank.. you...?

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