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why is this in my notes

#batman #bruce wayne #can someone please please draw this #and make the card snap in half

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some of you didn't show up for the orientation programme when we arrived on this planet and it shows

#and all of you ended up on tumblr dot com

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I am regretting not working out more- now, when I am trying to carry 10 kilos of rice home with the upper body strength of a cheeto, now I regret not being hench. How does it feel now idiot brain

#i love rice #not a fan of gravity though

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I watched Everything Everywhere All at Once and all I could think of when this scene came on was world heritage post by @itsnotmydreamdaditsyours

Anyway. I loved it.

my third eye has opened and its a googly eye

#everything everywhere all at once #i cried

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I think the best milestone of being an adult, however long it takes or how hard it is (thank u, eternally fracked-up housing market and thank u boomers), is having your own kitchen (rented, bought, or otherwise). Like, this is the place you make your Sustenance. You can keep it organized, or a replica of the Labyrinth's Junk Lady's cart of stuff. This is your place to experiment, or make the same old dish every friday night because you love it. It doesn't matter how big or small it is, or how well equipped it is. This is a place for nourishment. This is a place to pretend to be a Bog witch. I can keep my Spices here and also my bag of avocados that I paid too much for and are now probably overripe but I'm too scared to check.

I'm happy, and lucky to have one. I hope you all feel the same joy and peace real soon, and I hope it lasts forever.

Goodnight doodieheads (affectionate) but if anyone leaves unwashed dishes in my empty sink I will hunt you down (not affectionate)

#kitchen #love u all #eat well love well be happy

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what if the valak turned up to haunt the derry girls

cut to michelle swinging her around by the habit like a lasso

#derry girls #the nun #valak #erin will be like oh no my dairy

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snoot hehe

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and then I look like that one hamster with the microbangs for weeks

My toxic trait is getting the Urge to give myself Bangs and then resisting the Urge for weeks and then caving and cutting my hair over the bathroom sink and staring at myself in the mirror like a haunted Male Protagonist of a Serious Movie

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My toxic trait is getting the Urge to give myself Bangs and then resisting the Urge for weeks and then caving and cutting my hair over the bathroom sink and staring at myself in the mirror like a haunted Male Protagonist of a Serious Movie

#why do i have to be like this #i know ill hate it but i go ahead anyway #animal urge to cut hair #bangs #i would have been invincible otherwise

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did we really have those roxy pencil cases as big as pillows back in school or was it just a fever dream

#nostalgia #but why tho #roxy #tbt

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from now on im just gonna quote memes. no image just word. if u get it u get it. goblin cat eating salad

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its a quack-son

i keep forgetting the sky does that

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a framed picture of legolas in the girl’s bathroom at this sushi place

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first time in manchester (im not from the uk) and i thought everyone really liked my chemical romance

#mcr #my chemical romance

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my neighbour blorboro

what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though

#one more

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clowns belong in circus 😔

Is it worth it to still be on tumblr?

no but where else we gonna go