Hit [A] repeadedly to torture an innocent soul!
Hit [B] to feminize him!
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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i don't know what would be more devastating, knowing miles and alex never actually fucked, or knowing that they did and then just. didn't do anything else about it.
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i'm not a beatles rpf "fan" really like i firmly believe some gay shit was happening but i'm not a fan in the sense that it brings me no joy. i know the truth but i don't like it.
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sharing the sofa like normal people
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