Jäger: I had a lot of standards
Jäger: And yet some how, this idiot
*gestures to Bandit*
Jäger: Managed to drop kick them out a window and take their place
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Dokkaebi: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?
Vigil: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence
Dokkaebi: Literally all you had to do was say no
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Ash x IQ hc
Oh boy, I was just about to do this anyways
Neither of them are a fan of parties
Ash holds her hostage, keeping her away from GSG9
IQ goes insane for the bright red hair, constantly playing with it when she’s bored
Neither are much for PDA, small touches get them through the day
Their only common language is English
Calling one another endearments in their native language
Eliza’s nickname: Schatz / Monika’s nickname: يا قمر (ya amar)
Talking constantly about the similarities of their parents, Ash is slightly jealous that IQ had siblings
Any athletic pursuits they do together, rock climbing, spelunking, anything
Rushing in together, having one another’s back, almost invincible
Any activities they can’t do together, they cheer one another on
Eliza reads over Monika’s stories
Monika wears some of Eliza’s hoodies and jackets. No one’s caught on because the vest covers the FBI logo on the back
Ash constantly gets onto IQ for her wardrobe
The pair also share clothes, mismatching uniforms and attempting to hide it
Ash is a bit jealous and protective, worrying when IQ hangs out with Valkyrie and Finka more than her
They’re together almost all the time, lunch, breakfast, dinner, in the labs
IQ brushes Ash’s hair in the morning, leaving kisses on her face as she does it
When Monika is having one of her ‘Doesn’t want to give up the day’ moments, Eliza is the only one who can talk her out of it
Because of the insomnia, Ash is kept up too. They fill the time by teaching one another their native languages
Eliza teaches Monika about her traditional holidays, though it’s sometimes difficult for IQ to grasp
Blitz, Bandit and Jager constantly have to drag IQ away, Ash is never happy to let go of her Girlfriend
Ash is the one to get scared of losing IQ, often looking for reassurance
IQ is quite friendly with Mira, though the tension is still there between Eliza and Elena, they put up with one another for Monika’s sake.
It doesn’t seem it, but they’re fans of cooking shows, going through Hell’s Kitchen and other’s similar to it
Though barely artistic, in her free time, Ash will take pottery classes. All of the FBI receive small gifts she makes. Monika recently got a small piggy bank wearing her armor.
Due to their job, their promise rings are made of rubber, one red and the other pink, their names inscribed inside.
They constantly day dream of their future. Their own house? They’ve talked about it. Cats? Dogs? Why not both?
On holiday’s they split it between their families. Christmas, they go to see Monika’s family. Other’s they go to see Ash’s.
Their relationship was kept under wraps so well almost no one believed they were actually together.
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