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r1ch13-tv · 5 days
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this is the hardest any single image has ever gone
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r1ch13-tv · 6 days
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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r1ch13-tv · 6 days
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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine
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r1ch13-tv · 6 days
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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Why do you need your earbuds to have a wire so badly?
I am assuming this is about a post I reblogged like six months ago when I went off on forced technological enshitification and the slow erosion of consumer options. But sure, I'll bite.
Why do I "need" my earbuds to have a wire? I dunno, Anon, maybe I:
Don't want to have to worry about recharging my earbuds.
Don't want my earbuds to be even easier to lose.
Don't want my earbuds to need separate accessories that are as easy to lose as the earbuds.
Prefer to have bluetooth turned off on my devices for security and safety reasons.
Like being able to seamlessly plug my earbuds into my computer, my MP3 player, or any other device with a headphone jack.
Don't want to spend 50 dollars on decent wireless earbuds when I can do all the above things with a pair of solid earbuds that cost me like $12 during the Obama administration.
Don't care about what kinds of headphones or earbuds people wear but don't like what it says about our society when other people apparently care what kind of earbuds I'm wearing so much they have send an Anonymous ask to interrogate me about it.
And I guess, more abstractly, because fuck Apple. That's why.
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r1ch13-tv · 6 days
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my horny ass would not have survived the great molasses flood of 1919 in boston, massachusetts
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r1ch13-tv · 6 days
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honestly dni and unfollow me if you support mama after all she's done. she literally has consulted medical professionals over and over and refused to change her behavior re: those under her care. she LITERALLY called the doctor, MORE THAN ONCE, and the doctor very fucking clearly said no more monkeys jumping on the bed. and what happens five fucking seconds later every single time
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r1ch13-tv · 6 days
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its insane to me that people do not eat their food from bite theyre going to enjoy least to the one theyre going to enjoy most. like you bithes just eat at random? what if the last bite sucks? have yall not suffered enough? 🤨
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r1ch13-tv · 6 days
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when the essay prompt lets me get a little autistic with it
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r1ch13-tv · 9 days
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I’m bored and nosy. Please reblog this with the book you’re currently reading.
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r1ch13-tv · 9 days
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Customer: ON THE WAY TO (2) FIX YOUR GENERATOR; BECAUSE AS A CONTRACTOR FOR THE NAVY WE CONSTANTLY GET SENT OUT TO EVERY SHIP TO REPAIR THEIR SHIPBOARD GENERATORS. DMV: on the way to fuck your girl Verdict: DENIED
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r1ch13-tv · 13 days
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the bravest person in the world
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r1ch13-tv · 14 days
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