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aw shuck up

Charles Styles- Mystery Diners

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A Simple Math Problem

There are six doughnuts that need to be split among three friends. Charlie, a mathematician, knows just how to split them. He borrows a pair of scissors and cuts each doughnut into thirds. :)

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IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR JAM

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Me: How much battery does your phone have?

Charlie: 2:37 PM

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FUCKING HELL YOUVE ENRAGED EVERYONE YOU’RE SENDING ME PICTURES OF PONY MAGNETO WHO WOULDNT GET MAD AT THAT

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-NO

-FUCK THIS AH NO I HATE PONIES

-QUOTESFROMMYFRIENDCHARLIE IS NOT A PONY MAGNETO BLOG

-WHAT THE HELL -WHAT THE HELL

-WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAT WHAT NO SHIT I WILL

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Pages (how Charlie ruined my life)

Charlie, pointing at the word página on my notebook: hahaha pagina

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i’m not gay for tangle toys

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BILBO BAGGINS, DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS

Charlie: *Ian McKellen voice* did you know papusas are on sale at 7-11 Me: what Charlie: seven days as the crow flies Me: Charlie: Papusas are 50% off at 7-11

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Miguel's girlfriend compared me to a bird hooker. She said I looked like a bird, and a prostitute

Charlie

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Disappointment

I smell dr. Pepper no it's sprite IS IT SPRITE DR. PEPPER NO ITS SPRITE WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT It's a lollipop isn't it. God damn it

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Chop off my fingers with a spoon!

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Dio: *imitating Magneto* Fuck me, Charles Charlie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE A BAD MAN A BAD MAN

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PMP Troubles

Ash: So you need to describe yourself for PMP. I wrote the beginning you just have to describe yourself Charlie: Ash: Please Charlie: im gay im gay im GAY IM SO GAY WOW GOD I AM SOOOOO GAYYYYYY Ash: Charlie: G A Y HOLY SHIT IM G A Y Ash: Ash: “he likes the men, one of his interests is men and fucking men apparently”

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“And then Ben’s mom asked me to eat a bagel …because she didn’t want me to not eat a bagel.”