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I will do that. I will take the zoom train. I will not suffer from ear pressure. I will maybe get off and see a small town in the middle of the US and hop back on another one to head back home. Yes sir, please make the government maglev trains. Take my taxpayer money, good sir.

“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

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Lesson: Do not tell a diehard tumblrist the tale of Icarus, lest they make some sort of weird online take of it

yoooo guys these wings my dad made look INSANE i can’t wait to try them tomorrow

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Dashcon 2: Electric Boogaloo

The boss will be a ball pit made of piss

ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

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Scooby Doo taught us that the real humans are deep. And if that’s not monster, I don’t know what is.

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I get this is a joke, but it hurts me to know that there are people out there who believe these kinds of statements are cheesy or dumb. LOVE THYSELF AND LOVER!!!

being loved properly for the first time will have you saying dumb shit like “thank you for respecting my boundaries” “thank you for listening when I talk” omg. 🫣

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Dude really just needs to stop selling NFTs at this point

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I have a feeling that NASA is going to have a very, very interesting psychological study on their hands about the effects of space travel and being in a confined space with members of the same gender on one’s own sexuality.

This is the plot of signalis

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Fuck you, water lines and lead lines your reactor room. Sesbian lex eternal.

hi signalis fans

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Wow, Elster is really mystified by that long, hard tool designed for being thrust into another human.

Also, cool sword!

Signalis doodles 2 electric boogaloo!!

Adler always seemed dennis from iasip coded to me idk cant explain it

#signalis #signalis fanart #elster #lstr-512 #isa itou #ariane yeong #adler #ara #arar #not my art #not my image #go support the artist

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No idea what this means but I’m glad for your sesbian lex / sorry for your lesbian loss

/SIGNALIS SPOILERS

FUCK, I LOVE THEMES AND SYMBOLISMS

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Mom 1 and 2 made God baby.

This means that lesbian babies are highly likely to be born with powers beyond human comprehension.

This means that sesbian lex is the superior sex.

Based on this

#signalis #elster 512 #falke

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Computer scientists being gay is a theorem: we can’t prove with math that it’s true, but we’ve seen so many cases that, yes, it’s very likely that all computer scientists are a little bit fruity and queer.

And that’s okay.

Scientist Stereotypes

Biologist: Can't do math

Theoretical Physicist: Can’t do anything but math

Geologist: Rock collection addict

Military Scientist: Meet the Engineer TF2

Archeologist: Thinks about the Roman Empire more times a day than most men think about sex 

Sexologist: Thinks about sex more times a day than most men think about the Roman Empire

Chemist: A pyromaniac and/or is very fun at parties

Science Communicator: Is only fun at parties when everyone else there are nerds

Mycologist/Entomologist: They are VERY interested and passionate about gross things and THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM

Computer Scientist: gay

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Get FriendlyJorides on this, I’m interested

To be recognised as a gender other than the one assigned at birth in Western Australia you require surgery or medical intervention like HRT. You then have to apply to a board, who judges if you should/shouldn't be legally recognised as your gender. This is, obviously, complicated and a harmful barrier to trans people. Also being non-binary is not a legally recognised gender identity in Western Australia - while almost everywhere else in Australia allows this.

Transgender rights groups have been calling for reforms like abolishing the Gender Reassignment Board for several years now. Thing is: WA Labor said they'd abolish the Gender Reassignment Board before the 2017 election. They won in 2017 then again in 2021 and have control of BOTH chambers meaning they could pass literally anything they wanted whenever they wanted but have chosen to ignore this issue.

WA is lagging behind on reforms and, unlike other states, there's literally nothing stopping Labor from acting. It's up to us to make it clear to them that this is not some issue they can casually ignore - it matters and it needs to be fixed this year.

If you live in Western Australia then contact the following Ministers:

Premier Roger Cook:

[email protected] or [email protected]

Attorney General John Quigley:

[email protected] or [email protected]

Health Minister Amber-Jade Sanderson:

[email protected] or [email protected]

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And also tell others to contact them as well! WA Labor CAN get this done!

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Can confirm.

Reblog if think trans people are neato

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Could not agree more with enarei. About the DPS, not the other thing.

Nope. Nuh-uh.

guys. healing is awesome

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Okay but what if they call you trans does it still apply

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This is what I’ve been trying to say, and yet the anarchists never listened. Perhaps it was because I was talking to anarchists.

A little advice from someone studying extremist groups: if you’re in a social media environment where the daily ubiquitous message is that you have no hope of any kind of future and you can’t possibly achieve anything without a violent overthrow of society, you’re being radicalized, and not in the good way.