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english's pronunciation rules are absolute bullshit poopoo made up crap but one of my favorite side effects of this in written english specifically is like. altering the spelling of a word in such a way that it's technically pronounced the same. but reads very differently when your eyes go over it in written form. and that sort of dissonance between the proper spelling and the altered spelling producing the same basic sounds in your brain creates an unprecedented level of comedy.

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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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“God poured me out like milk and curdled me like cheese” sounds like a post you’d find on tumblr dot com, but it is in fact Job 10:10

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This made me think of Machete being flattened from cuddling or just generally being a dog that looks like he was squished by a boulder like a cartoon

Also I am constantly in tears over Vasco and Machete

#it's like that pic of a freshly born alpaca baby that looks like a bunch of driftwood #dogs

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In this big world is there a place for someone as little as me?

#cats #microscopic

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#JUMP SCARE

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doesn’t this make you feel absolutely wild

#the artist painted all those little details omg

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No song nor poetry can convey tragedy like a cat who wants through a door

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#oh dear

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A lesson I should have learned a long time ago, but that I routinely forget: Download your favourite fics. They might not be online forever.

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please just tell me that somebody out there knows the post i’m looking for

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some of my favourite spongebob moments are when they accentuate the gag w/ a live-action punchline

#excellent #spongebob #video

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you bottle Miette??

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Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

#FFNGDJDJTKDJFNNJSKF #skyrim shuffle

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How are my sweetie pees

#cats