good bye, its dead time
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month born in
jan - the owls
feb - the stars
march - your enemies
april - the obelisks
may - the crystals
june - the secrets
july - the crows
aug - your teeth
sep - the curses
oct - the eyes
nov - the trees
dec - the caves
eye color
brown - do not know you
green - are not what they seem
hazel - cannot reach you
blue - are gone when you look away
grey - plot revenge
other - are not lost but waiting
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Oh god, oh fuck
When SpongeBob turns 20 he will turn into a real boy and you will all have to watch Human Bob and enjoy it. He turned 18 today, so you have 2 more years to sort out your feelings.
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*looks at you in infrared* hey stupid im looking at you in infrared *looks at you in infrared*
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*slapping her hand away* back the fuck off
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Im starting to appreciate youtube
recommendations more. Like, bitch:
I fucking HATE terfs, dont recommend me this shit
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had to
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PLEASE LOOK AT THIS PIC IT’S VERY IMPORTANT
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is he ok
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Aww!
-yeets this onto here-
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Gee I sure do love being a cryptid.
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hold on! hold on! hold on! you’re- HOLD ON! her sister was a witch. right? and what was HER sister? a PRINCESS! tHe wiCkEd wiTcH oF tHe eAsT, bRo. you’re gonna look at me and you’re gonna tell me that im WRONG? am i WROOONG? she wore a CROWN and she came down in a BUBBLE, dawg! grow up, bro. grow up.
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