queenofcrystaltokyo

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wtf is this new taylor swift song

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making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.

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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

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it's entirely possible that plane jane is on here somewhere

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

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This porno didn’t fuck around

#@tiwest lawyer up.

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A tale as old as time

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posting this to everyone on tumblr can see it too

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