quantumcryptologist

[quantumcryptologist]

Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion

[quantumcryptologist]

i want to masturbate but i cant afford the name brand stuff so im always jakeing off and busting a rut and shit

[quantumcryptologist]

[quantumcryptologist]

[quantumcryptologist]

putting your fingers in/on someone and testing out different pet names, seeing what makes them clench or throb and teasing them about it

#relentlessly

[quantumcryptologist]

[quantumcryptologist]

[quantumcryptologist]

how did you not realise i was flirting? i literally told you i bruise easily and often

[quantumcryptologist]

happy pride i hope you all have hot disgusting freak pervert gay t4t sex that would make the gods weep this month

[quantumcryptologist]

i have something rare and incurable

[quantumcryptologist]

thinkin about that Jonah is trapped doing the delicate dance of taking a body that’s believably mature and experienced enough for his position but also minimizing the amount of time he has to spend being [dramatic lightning strike and organ sting] Old

[quantumcryptologist]

[quantumcryptologist]

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[quantumcryptologist]

yeah babe we will fuck eventually just let me complete this sudoku level first

[quantumcryptologist]

if house was a drag queen his name could be ms.diagnosis

[quantumcryptologist]

[quantumcryptologist]

#scrap records