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big if true

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my scapegoat is eating your straw man

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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THE LAST DAY GUYS

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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anerican choese

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30. burchell's courser

#The final bird #Love what you've done with the place #You've got a little hair there it's cute #Also I just like the pose gkng #It's got some kind of energuly #Like.. Taken aback or meme shock or. Smth

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#I'll clean the toilet I literally do not care #Fuck the rest kyng

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#Fkgngkg #This makes up for barely any it's gonna be may jokes on my timeline this year #Also my word is salmon

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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one��s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral

#😌

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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