i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language
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the walking polar bear gif is already one of my favourite gifs so can you imagine the noise I made when I saw this version
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I am developing a gay hookup app with roguelike and deckbuilding elements
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No puzzle is too much for the Layton kids!
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jerry: I've just been thinking, once there's nothing left that's been spared my blade, wouldn't I be god?
george: no life?
jerry, gesticulating: nothing under heaven or above earth. all things equal.
[jerry turns to face the palace but freezes in his step]
jerry: hey uh... you're in my way.
kramer, slowly walking down the palace stairs: oh no, I can't let you do that, jerry. if this would truly be your way...
[kramer draws his sword]
kramer: then know that your way ends here.
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[a cool morning in early autumn. jerry parts a trail of grass ten paces behind george. his face is fixed in its usual stony resolve, showing no sign of wavering.]
jerry, slowing in his step: I...
george: my lord, would doubt seize you now?
the slumped silhouette of a fallen swordsman, visible only in the corners of jerry's vision:
jerry: it's nothing. not of that sort. my focus was taken by a mirage in the haze.
george, propping a hand against the sword on his hip: a flittering shadow, then?
[jerry brushes the sweat from his cheek and closes his eyes for a moment. when he opens them, no evidence remains that he had ever been distracted at all.]
jerry, with some difficulty: nothing but the shadow of some far off mountain, tearing a trail through the clouds.
[george wordlessly continues on his path. jerry follows.]
the slumped silhouette of a fallen swordsman, visible only in the corners of jerry's vision:
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Kirb's ask game
Send me an ask. Me specifically. If someone reblogs this it changes nothing this is my ask game and you send the ask to me
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Take care of yourself. :3
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I’m not romanceable, but I’ll help you until the end.
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