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You guys really liked my last poll so

#actual geico commercial energy #like you'd be some clown on a unicycle trying to get insurance #clown insurance #insurance for the clown car

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Yeah that tracks tbh

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#pokemon #i mean tbh yeah i'm small love purple and have a gem collection and hang out in the dark almost constantly #the more i think about it #the more accurate it becomes #that's kinda scary

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Me with all the art ideas my friends gave me

to all my mutuals and friends. im so sorry

#me fr #artist problems

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they are swimming around ur blog

#fish #heehee funny shark

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Please be safe if you travel

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

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Literally me.

#okay but really #the walmart experience #this is how it felt to work retail #i almost reblogged this on my arceus page #pokemon god needs to be paid more #except in retail they never paid me more #and if they did it was like 25 cents and then they cut hours #and then made working conditions worse #me fr

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@cameraclown06 Sib you'll appreciate this one

WILL IT BLEND?

#madcom #hank j. wimbleton #spoiler: it will blend

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If my brain could NOT produce horrific, photorealstic images while I'm trying to sleep that would be great

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Shoutout to all the hosts who thought arguing with the guys in your head was a normal way of “thinking about things” 😭

#i still forget that isnt the normal way sometimes #like ffs what do you mean you don't have to have everyone agreeing

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#tbh i just want basekit shattered hope

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The skeletons approach

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So, I bought an Atari arcade cabinet today. My son has claimed it. It's his Atari now.

#this is my son ember #he likes retro games just as much as i do #and he stole my arcade cabinet #i love my son #he's such a cute lil guy #atari #cyndaquil #he looks so happy

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The guys at the store AND the gas station gendered me correctly

OH MY JOD I am happy

I love you dysphoria hoodie I love you baseball cap thank you you saved me

#lgbtq #trans #lgbt

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INCOMING SCREENSHOT DUMP HERE WE GO

So, @bacondaddy, @cameraclown06, and I have been playing a ton of Pixelmon recently and we started working on building a city together! We don't have much done yet, but I discovered shaders after I don't know how many years but OH MY GOD it's beautiful and I want to show off the progress so...

(Okay this one was a pre-generated village that I found while flying around but this was too pretty NOT to take a picture of) NOW stuff we actually built

The big Masterball building in the back is an apartment complex that's still being built, we've got a diner, off to the left is a bike shop, we have a department store / mall too

Here's the Game Center...

I was GOING to get a picture of the Pokemon Center, but Miki and Ember kept photobombing... I think they just wanted to have their picture taken.

So I ended up taking their pictures. Still have to build a ton of stuff, but... it's going to be awesome once all this is completed.

#minecraft #minecraft buildings #minecraft screenshots #pixelmon #pixelmon screenshots #modded minecraft #pokemon minecraft #screenshot dump #idk im just proud of this

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It's impossible to find the purple hair dye I use at the store anymore. They just... don't carry it.

It's not purple anymore.

I'm never going to hear the end of this one.

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I'm never going to hear the end of this one.

#yes this is intentionally vague #bacon i swear to jod #this is probably a bad idea #but i'm doing it