sorry I liked your post a second after you posted it I don’t have a life
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My body is a machine that turns caffeine into anxiety
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mash girlies (gender-neutral) have the most middle-aged interests of all time. like it’s not just mash. “oh here’s my favorite amc period drama and my favorite dad rock musician and my favorite terry pratchett novel” you are a middle school art teacher ten years away from retirement. you guys post like you’ve got a baked ziti in the oven. and then we're all like 23.
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It's bad but sometimes online when people say things that are like things you probably shouldn't say to strangers I'm tempted to say "That sounds like an inside thought. It's okay to have silly or mean thoughts sometimes but you don't want to hurt people's feelings, okay?" the way you might to a preschooler.
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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.
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blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice
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mfers will say "im against book banning in schools and libraries!" and then turn around and say ao3 needs to be censored
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reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from
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hater of socks
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I think they would've been friends
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