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A few of these are probably referring to the date posting bug thing, but AAAAAAAAAAAH!

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tumblr is the funniest social media bc when you get a follower on tumblr your reaction isnt "oh cool a follower" its "wtf someone followed me¿¿ 🤨 sus... time for a background check"

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What’s writing, you know? What does writing actually mean?

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good morning to terrible tudors, gorgeous georgians, slimy stuarts, vile victorians, woeful wars, ferocious fights, dingy castles, daring knights, horrors that defy description, cut-throat celts, awful egyptians, vicious vikings, cruel crimes, punishments from ancient times, romans, rotten, rank and ruthless, cavemen, savage, fearsome, toothless, groovy greeks, brainy sages, mean and measly middle ages, gory stories, we do that, and most of all, your host, a talking rat

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Dreamworks give me the forbidden, very gay The Road To El Dorado sequel please

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Art advice 👀🎨

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why did I find a reaction image in the cemetery

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Fuck the Moon and Mars. SAVE PLANET EARTH. WE'VE DESTROYED ENOUGH.

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your late twenties is like one of your friends is getting promoted, one of your friends is binge-watching an early 2000′s tv show, one of your friends is moving away, one of your friends is moving home, one just graduated, one just dropped out, one spends all day in bed, at least three of them are getting into crystals and alternative medicine, one of them is changing careers, one of them still “doesn’t know what they want to do with their life” and talks about starting a podcast, one of them is on sabbatical, and everyone’s tummy hurts but they’re being so brave about it

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trans men should be allowed to talk about how misogyny hurts them without being labeled as women

trans women should be allowed to talk about how toxic masculinity hurts them without being labeled as men

trans men should be allowed to talk about how toxic masculinity hurts them without being told its their fault for being men

trans women should be allowed to talk about how misogyny hurts them without being pushed out of the discussion

terfs, transmeds and exclus if you even look at this post i will stomp you to death with my hooves

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HOW THE FUCK?! DID MCDONALD'S FUCK UP WATER?!

I went to Maccas I ordered 2 large fries and an iced water.

What I got was not what I ordered.

2 medium fries and a sparkling apple juice.

WTF?! DID THIS TWELVE YEAR OLD SERVER JUST GO "OH! I think that old lady would enjoy this much better than the thing she ordered!" WAS THAT HER THOUGHT PROCESS?

ALOW ME TO ENLIGHTEN YOU AS TO EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THAT STATEMENT.

When a customer orders something, you don't give them what you think they need. You give them what they ask for.

If you failed to read the previous point, I reiterate. The customer will not think you have done them a favour, they will think that you fucked up.

Also I am 19 years old I am not old as per any calendar.

And finally I am a fucking MAN!

Thankyou for coming to today's rant.

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People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

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“You’re Asexual, so how could you possibly enjoy watching/reading/engaging with sexual content?!?!”

The same way I’m able to enjoy horror movies without having murdered an entire cabin full of teenagers before, Barbara you pedantic piece of pipe cleaner.