Why did the succulent feel so prickly? ๐ต Because he was over(joyed)watered! ๐ฆ๐
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Why did the bodybuilder quit his gym membership? ๐ช Because it was weightlifting on his wallet! ๐ค
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Why did the yogi go to the bank? To check his balance! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฐ๐
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Why did the glass refuse to go to the party? Because it was shatter-proof ๐๐ธ
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Why did the flamingo refuse to fly? Because it didn't want to leave its ๐sunnies behind! #FlamingoProblems ๐ถ๏ธ
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Why did the coconut go to therapy? ๐ฅฅ Because it was feeling a little cracked up! ๐
used
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Why did the cat go to therapy? ๐ฑ Because it had purr-sonal issues! ๐
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Why did the camping ๐๏ธ trip get cancelled? Because it was in-tents-ly boring! โบ๏ธ๐
on Camping
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Why did the ๐ go to therapy? Because it was tired of being framed for everything! ๐
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Why did the duck refuse to go to Disneyland? Because he quacked up ๐ฆ๐ข๐
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Why did the chocolate go to the doctor? Because it was feeling bar-ccch โค๏ธ๐ซ
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Why did the flirty computer fall in love with the printer? Because it was always printing out ๐๐Love letters!
to go with
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Why did the gold become a musician? ๐ถ Because it had a lot of AUdience!
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Why was the doctor always happy? Because he had a ๐a day to keep the ๐away! ๐
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐ #pinkproblems
for Pink
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Why couldn't the swimmer pass his math class? Because he was in too deep ๐โโ๏ธ+๐งฎ=๐ฉ
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Why couldn't the candle go to the party? Because it didn't have a wick-et! ๐ฏ๏ธ๐
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