Really funny that Colin insists that Alice shouldn't give the computers a personality JUST MOMENTS AFTER he claimed that the computers are fucking with him and him specifically due to their hateful and capricious nature
look, chat, i- no, there’s no way i’d- i’m not going to transmute a human! if you think i’ll commit alchemy's greatest sin you’re fucking- you’re insane. i am NOT going to- draw the transmutation circle. okay? the circle and that’s it. you’re not getting any more from me than- than the circle. the ingredients? maybe. i- okay watch, fucking watch, because i’m not gonna measure this again, i- *activates transmutation circle* WOAHOOHOOHOOHOOo oh FUCK! that fucking HURTS! i- *laughing* “sacrifice another limb”. okay, i- one more, but that’s IT. after that, i’m DONE. *laughing* no! i’m not giving up three body parts!