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eating someone out or sucking someone off from under the table in secret and them ripping the nastiest, rankest farts right in your face knowing that you can’t come up for air else everyone would know you’re down there …

#eprocto #nsfw

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being dutch ovened while giving head <333

#eprocto #nsfw

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idk what’s hotter to me, a Man sitting silently on my face as i eat his ass and he completely ignores me and treats me like an object, or a Man grunting and moaning as he grinds his asshole all over my face and mouth hard, with one hand forcing my head as deep into his asshole as possible 🥰

#nsfw #actually drooling #def the first one

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there are people who like farting after eating, but personally, farting WHILE eating will always be one of my absolute favorite tropes. like scarfing down chips and pausing to let a loud, juicy, chair-shaking fart rip??? perfection.

#eprocto

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i need a man who farts in my fucking face NOW.

#eprocto

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intox/eructo

alcohol burps are sooo hot. someone just knocking back a bottle or cup of alcohol and letting the carbonation fly out of their digestive system into the air without even thinking about it. I'd love to rub their tummy for them 🥺 you just focus on feeling good baby.

#eructo

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I didn't expect to have so many things so low

#eprocto #eproctophilia #pumpkinz

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Dad’s tummy grumbles as I lay in his lap. He groans a bit and shuffles around, holding his belly. “Baby, daddy’s tummy is really hurting mmmf.” He grunts out. I just lay there, procrastinating the inevitable. His tummy makes more gurgling noises, I can hear the gas traveling through him. The pit in my own tummy grows as it starts to hurt from knowing whats next. I look up at him with my big scared eyes, and he glares down at me with a wicked smile on his face. “Baby…” he caresses my cheek as if he isnt about to defile me. “Its time” he says as he repositions both of us. He gets up and takes his boxers off. “Please daddy can we do it through them?” I plead. “No baby, how will you coax the farts out through my boxers? I cant do all the work.” He says sternly. He lays down and I nuzzle my nose deep into his unwashed ass. I take a big breath in and take in daddy’s scent. My comfort smell. I feel relaxed as he moans out and grabs his belly. “Oh fuuuck” he says, followed by a loud long fart that I didnt expect just yet. *BBRRRPPPPP* Right as I go to pull my head back I feel his hand grab my hair and push me as deep as possible, grinding my face into his gassy asshole. “Ohhhh fuck yeah” he growls. “Lick, slave. I need to feel your tongue like a good mutt.” He grunts out, I start lapping at his asshole while trying so hard to hide my disgust. It smells so bad. I stick my tongue in his asshole just in time for him to fart around it, still holding my head down. *BBBRRAAAPP* I hear and feel it explode out of him as he whines and grunts. A few more small ones spitter out after it. I cough and try to recoil my tongue but he immediately orders me to put it back.

He pushes a few more nasty farts out onto my tongue and face. Then he says “Mmmm okay baby, time for the fun part. You get to help me get everything else out too.” Dread fills me and I know exactly what he means. He pulls my head out and stands up. Im kneeling in front of him as he grabs my face and squeezes my cheeks together as he calls me a good little slave. Then he grabs me by the hair again and makes me crawl after him to the bathroom. Im kneeling in front of the toilet with my head down as he sits down and positions himself, sighing proudly. “Fuck I really have to go this time baby.” He says. My shoulders fall and I stare at the ground. “Are you being an ingrate, mutt?” He says before grabbing my face again to stare up at him. “You better fucking thank me for using you, tell me how much you love it. NOW!” He spits out at me through gritted teeth. “I-I love it daddy I love it! I swear I do.” I whine out, terrified. He spits in my face before a quiet “Good bitch.” Then I see him relax as he points his cock at my face. I open my mouth wide as his piss starts to flow out, first landing on my body before he aims into my mouth. I start to swallow as much as I can while he moans with relief. He laughs when he can see me struggling and mocks me for it. “Poor baby is it too much piss at once? Look, it’s getting all over your dumb little baby body. Awww.” Tears start to form in my eyes as I hear him fart a bit in the toilet bowl. I can smell it, and it smells a lot more like shit.

He leans back after he’s done pissing. I put my mouth around his cock dutifully and suck the rest of the piss off it while it hardens in my mouth. He moans and whines and grunts while he starts to strain as I begin sucking his cock. “Mmmm fuck good girl I can feel it coming baby.” He says in ecstasy. Then I hear his shit start to come out. “Mmmm fuck baby, good toilet.” He moans out. The smell of his shit hits me in the face while I hold his cock in my throat, grateful he isnt yet holding me down. My gratefulness wears off quickly as I hear him start to shit more, hearing it crackle and hearing the accompanying farts trickle out. He whines and groans as he empties himself, holding my head down on his cock every time he strains and pushes his asshole out. Soon he bobs my head up and down on his cock furiously as his hard cock throbs in my mouth. “Oh fuck baby I’m gonna cum, god I’m gonna shoot down your throat fuck get it all out baby!” He exclaims. I brace myself as he holds my head down so my face is practically in the toilet, as the last of his shit comes pouring out and he shoots cum down my throat. I swallow every last drop, and he pulls my head off just for me to breathe in the smell of his piss and shit.

#scat #wowwww #piss

[pumpkingas]

full of meat and sugar ~

#eructo #video #i hav no words

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That one “knight saves the princess from the giant dragon” trope except the knight won’t stop fubking FARTING

#eprocto #teehee #ooh im gonna think abt this a lot

[pumpkingas]

I think a cute chubby gassy gamer boy i can serve however he sees fit would fix me rn.. >///<

#eprocto #right

[pumpkingas]

one thing i love about burping is the anticipation.

it starts when i see you choose a cold soda, crack a white claw or order a huge beer and know i'll eventually hear you burp, even if you try to stifle it under your breath. i'm thinking about burps all the time so i know what to listen for--crisp sparkly burps from hard seltzer after every sip? a big deep belch out of the corner of your mouth after getting halfway through your beer, clearing out space for you to down the other half in one gulp?

then theres later. we're settled in with our drinks but i can see somethings up with you. you look a little uncomfortable and i can tell you're distracted.

i know a burp is coming but not when. we keep talking about something else...but you pause between your words.

it takes a while. i wont rub your belly or pat your back. i cant do anything but wait ...and wait... to see what comes out of you. im being so patient but im biting my lip and moving my hips a little because i know its coming.

when you finally burp its like a lightning bolt to my pussy. that choice you made earlier hits you hard.

you sit up straight and press the top of your belly. you were in the middle of a sentence but now all the attentions on you as you get your gas out. maybe you try to keep talking:

your first small burp. "oh my god, sorry i--" you tuck your chin to belch so it doesnt go right into my face. So misguidedly polite. "It's the carbonation from earlier just," another burp interrupts you, you don't know i've been waiting for this all along. your mouth is open and your lips are so pouty, the perfect shape. a few burps in a row now that the air is moving. you're saying polite things but acting so rudely. you curl up the side of your mouth with effort as your last little burps come out.

all i can do is watch. i'm stunned into silence as its probably the hottest thing ive ever seen. you seem not to notice and stand up to grab another bubbly drink, and the anticipation starts again.

#eructo

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Dude letting rip as he plays video games

#eprocto #rogueripper #audio

[pumpkingas]

Imagine being just one person in a public men’s bathroom. You’re in a stall tucked in the corner of the room, and for a while, you’re alone.

Suddenly, a whole pack of guys comes in. Obviously, they’re all friends who just came from the same place together. They take their positions at the many stalls and urinals that the room has and, aside from a little continuation of their previous conversation, not much out of the ordinary happens.

… but then one by one, they start farting.

Clearly, all of them had been holding in their gas for a while, and these similarly gassy guys are just NOW unleashing what they’d been holding in when they were in public. The various farts are accompanied by groans of relief, laughter, remarks about what they ate for breakfast, and even a little competition. Their common goal, though, is to get out all of these farts before they have to leave the bathroom, and that’s just what they do.

Finally, they all leave the newly hotboxed room, and you have to recover from witnessing what just happened.

Bonus: When you leave the bathroom, you find the pack of guys waiting for you outside. They actually want to apologize: they realized that there was one other person in there and didn’t want you to think they were gassing you out on purpose. (Of course, if you befriend these guys, that doesn’t mean they’d never want to gas you out on purpose in the future…)

#eprocto

[pumpkingas]

jerking off right now I need someone between my legs licking my asshole while I let out these farts

#eprocto #nsfw

[pumpkingas]

need to be under the blanket while he rips ass bc his tummy hurts and he needs me to breathe him in

#eprocto

[pumpkingas]

god i love being humiliated for being turned on. "ohh, you like that?" "are you actually getting off on this?" "ohh did that do something for you sweetheart?" hhhbhhbbh

#nsfw