Hilda: can you get some laundry detergent on your way back
Zelda: some what?
Hilda: you know, the thing you pour in the washing machine
Zelda: OH you mean laundry sauce
Hilda: what the FUCK
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Hilda: Oh, it's a bit chilly out here, isn't it, love?
Cee: Here. *wraps her in his jacket*
Zelda:
Lilith:
Zelda: Mmm, I'm cold too.
Lilith, setting herself on fire: NOT ON MY DAMN WATCH
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Zelda: What would you like to do tonight, dear?
Lilith: ...World domination
Zelda: That's a a bit ambitious for one evening, don't you think?
Lilith: You're my world.
Zelda: *blushes*
Zelda: Wait-
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Zelda: Where are my fucking keys?
Hilda: Zelda, please use appropriate language while Sabrina is in the room.
Zelda: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?
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Lilith, drunk: *pointing at Zelda* tHat's my gIRLfriend, suckeRs
Ambrose: Your wife, my Queen.
Lilith, tearing up: my WIFE, EVEN BETTER
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Faustus: What’s the first thing you notice when someone tries to approach you?
Zelda: The audacity.
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Lilith: peaches remind me of you
Zelda: .....
Lilith: they're soft on the outside and juicy on the inside
Zelda: ....
Zelda: Oh god
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Hilda: Truth or Dare?
Zelda: Truth.
Hilda: How much have you slept this week?
Zelda: ...
Zelda: Dare.
Hilda: Go to sleep.
Zelda: I don't like this game.
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*At Zelda & Faustus’ Wedding*
Anti Pope: If anyone has a reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.
*silence*
Anti Pope: Really?? We’re all just gonna let this happen??
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hilda: i trust sabrina.
zelda: you think she knows what she's doing?
hilda: i'm not sure i'd go that far.
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It’s no big of a deal.
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Hilda: can you get some laundry detergent on your way back
Zelda: some what?
Hilda: you know, the thing you pour in the washing machine
Zelda: OH you mean laundry sauce
Hilda: what the FUCK
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Lilith: where do you want to be in 5 years, Zelda?
Zelda, under her breath: hopefully in your bed
Lilith: what?
Zelda: i sAID HOPEFULLY DEAD
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Kidnapper: I have your daughter.
Lilith: What? I don’t have a daughter.
Kidnapper: The contact in her phone said “Daddy”?
Lilith: Oh no.
Lilith: They have Zelda.
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