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hi y'all i'm here it's just been a crazy few days and i may not be able to finish posting those starters/replies until tuesday or wednesday but in the meantime come plot w me

#┊ ❜ tag yourself i'm the pineapple ( ooc. ) #( mobile. ) #today was bid day and i was out of town this weekend and it's also so good week agdksudg #so much happening

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        ❝  ONLY PSYCHOS answer ads on craigslist. you may as well have posted it on murdermethisinstant.com.  ❞  /  @honestcompassion for jenna

#sommers 2 clarify #i looked 2 make sure there wasn't another jenna but may have missed it so ANYWAY #┊ ❜ starter ( closed. ) #( honestcompassion. ) #┊ ❜ the ties that bind ( verse: the vampire diaries. )

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      ❝ I FILE THOSE WORDS UNDER: things to say when i want to be ridiculed or kicked out of bed. ❞  /  @agentxiii

#┊ ❜ starter ( closed. ) #( agentxiii. ) #┊ ❜ the only light in the darkness ( verse: marvel. )

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        ❝   I DON'T LOSE THINGS. i place them in locations which later elude me.   ❞  /  @honestcompassion for henry

#( honestcompassion. ) #┊ ❜ real. fake. i’ve heard it both ways ( verse i / arc i. ) #┊ ❜ starter ( closed. )

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ID // JAKE.

        “—- if we’re gonna do this… we need code-names. i call lucky strike.” @psychtective | a free starter for my bud 

❝   lucky strike sounds badass, man.  ❞  shawn pops a fry in his mouth from the passenger seat, attention shifting from the building ahead of them to his partner beside him.  ❝   does that make me the spare? nah, that’s super lame. i’m gonna go with mentalist.  ❞

#MY BOYS #┊ ❜ all i have is the phrase ‘i have a foolproof plan’ ( replies. ) #( yasperalta. ) #┊ ❜ new york state of mind ( verse: brooklyn 99. )

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hi like this for a canon dialogue starter!!

#┊ ❜ we’ll make omelettes with shallots...and justice ( starter call. )

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#┊ ❜ i accept that this is my fatal flaw ( character study. ) #amazing

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vote pls

#( mobile. ) #anyway back 2 bid day crafting

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vote pls

#this mobile update? fuckin me up #anyway replies and a fresh starter call coming asap bc i suck #and school has been crazy #( mobile. ) #┊ ❜ tag yourself i'm the pineapple ( ooc. )

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‘prompts: 1) things you said at 1 am 2) things you said through your teeth 3) things you said too quietly 4) things you said over the phone 5) things you didn’t say at all 6) things you said under the stars and in the grass 7) things you said while we were driving 8) things you said when you were crying 9) things you said when I was crying 10) things you said that made me feel like shit 11) things you said when you were drunk 12) things you said when you thought I was asleep 13) things you said at the kitchen table 14)things you said after you kissed me 15) things you said with too many miles between us 16) things you said with no space between us 17) things you said that I wish you hadn’t 18) things you said when you were scared 19) things you said when we were the happiest we ever were 20) things you said that I wasn’t meant to hear 21) things you said when we were on top of the world 22) things you said after it was over 23) things you said on the streetcar at 1 am 24) things you said with clenched fists 25) things you said in the back seat of a cab 26) things you said sitting still 27) things you said on the phone at 4 am 28) things you said but not out loud 29) things you said in the backyard at night 30) things you said on the highway 31) things you said while I cried in your arms 32) things you said I wouldn’t understand 33) things you said at the back of the theatre 34) things you said in your sleep 35) things you said that made me feel real 36) things you said you’ll never forget 37) things you said with the tv on mute 38)things you said while holding my hand’ 39) things you said when we first met 40) things you said when you met my parents 41) things you said you loved about me 42) things you said when you asked me to marry you 43) things you said in our vows 44) things you said before you kissed me 45) things you said on new year’s eve 46) things you said when you kissed me goodnight 47) things you said in a hotel room 48) things you said on our honeymoon 49) things you said when we were 18 50) things you said when we were 70 51) things you said as we danced in our socks 52) things you said with my lips on your neck 53) things you said in the dark 54) things you always meant to say but never got the chance 55) things you said under your breath 56) things you said in the spur of the moment 57) things you said when no one else was around 58) things you were afraid to say 59) things you said after we fell in love 60) things you said [make your own]

the ones with single quotes aren’t mine, but the rest are. great story and fic prompts

reblog if you want your followers to send you a number and pairing to write a fic about

(via robbersdjh)

#NICE #( ask meme tbt. )

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                    ALL THE LAW. NONE OF THE ORDER.

#┊ ❜ are you a fan of delicious flavor? ( self promo. )

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@carltcnlassiter /  "Spencer! You slimy, wriggling thief---!! How many times do I have to remind you to keep your filthy mitts off of my lunch?!"

❝       as many times as i have to remind you to put your name on it, detective,      ❞   he says around the food in his mouth as he looks over at lassiter, storming into the room like wiley coyote after he can’t catch the road runner. shawn’s found at the conference table, feet propped up on the chair next to him, a tupperware container in his lap with plastic fork in hand.   ❝      and who really wriggles?  i more . . .  strut.  sashay, if you will.     ❞

#that ask made me laugh thank u #┊ ❜ starter ( closed. ) #┊ ❜ real. fake. i’ve heard it both ways ( verse i / arc i. ) #( carltcnlassiter. )

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fact: shawn is half mexican on his maternal side

#canon wont acknowledge this but I DAMN WILL #┊ ❜ i accept that this is my fatal flaw ( character study. ) #will update u all when i find an actress who will work 4 madeleine

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   CARLTCNLASSITER; The Head Detective of the Santa Barbara Police Department This is a roleplay blog for Carlton Lassiter from Psych. This blog is a sideblog run from thesoulscfmany, follows come from this blog. Semi-Selective. Written by Vic. 

#jake peralta vc: noice #!!!!!!!! #( promo tbt. )

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send me questions you have about my character!

anything and everything. favorites. thoughts on people, on events. what they would do in a certain situation. how things would be different if something had/hadn’t happened. simple questions, complex questions. have at it!

#( ask meme tbt. ) #i wanna talk abt actual idiot shawn spencer #after i get back tho ofc

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@riddledblonde / continued from here bc i like suffering

❝ for getting caught, or for making me look like an idiot and believing that you actually were psychic for the past seven years?  ❞

his mouth opens, as though to make a remark (  as quick-tongued as ever ), but then it shuts. serious shawn moment — now wasn’t the time for him to be so tactless. not when she knew the truth, not when he had something so important to him on the line. ❝ apologize for lying to you. ❞  he never intended to hurt anyone through this, had never planned on gaining so much that it might actually hurt  to potentially lose it all. he doesn’t miss the way she shifts herself even the slightest away from him,  observant brain seeming to highlight the tear that trails down her cheek. something twists in his chest as he takes in the expression on her face --- and he doesn’t know what to do to fix it.

❝ sw — jules, ❞  he’s quick to correct himself, unsure as to whether he has the right at the moment. i love you dies on the tip of his tongue, mocking him like there was some possible twisted chain of events or weird alternate timeline where it would have been okay for him to say it (  and there was, he’d imagined it three different ways already ).   ❝ i . . . i am so sorry, okay? i know this is my fault and if i’d just done everything differently . . . ❞  shawn pauses for a beat, hand running over his hair and lingering on the back of his neck as he struggles to find the words to speak for once in his life.  ❝ i never lied about how i felt about you.  ❞ 

#HI MY NAME'S AMANDA AND IM NOT OK #┊ ❜ fake psychic. real detective. ( verse i / arc iii. ) #┊ ❜ starter ( closed. ) #( riddledblonde. )

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3x08: Gus Walks Into A Bank: || “Okay, buddy. I hear ya… but you know I’m gonna be back in, like, half an hour, right?“

#i love suffering #┊ ❜ we’re gonna play detective whether you want to or not ( gus. )