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Again they are having fun on the set😂😂😊😊😍Don’t forget to watch the new S.W.A.T episode tonight (tomorrow for me)

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Chris & Street -SWAT 5x06.

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I WANT to teach fifth graders about edible plants but it is SO hard to stop them from just shoving them haphazardly into their mouths. The gears inside their little brains just stop turning the instant they know that something can, theoretically, be eaten.

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Alex Hirsch is this close to fucking losing it and going on a murderous rampage through Disney’s corporate offices

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Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

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pov: you are cruella's mother

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I wish all closeted LGBTQ+ people a very happy pride month.

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Lol a mom and in your 30s? What're u doing writing smut?

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good fucking lord i would just like to spend so long walking around a museum that my feet hurt by the end of the day. maybe pop into the gift shop. grab a latte on the way home. jesus christ

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1d12 Cool Environments Inspired By Real Places!

Split Volcano. A volcano split in two by a thundering earthquake.

Black River. A river that passes through a volcanic valley, picking up the tiny fragments of basalt from the black sand beaches and causing the river itself to appear black in colour.

Red Grass. Grass that grows in a naturally rainy or wet environment, causing them to grow red.

Frozen Volcano. A glacier that exists on the summit of a volcano.

Underground Sky. Clouds of particulates that exist underground, creating their own subterranean clouds!

Underground Volcano. An under-developed volcanic region that has yet to erupt!

Dark Forest. An underground forest that grows entirely in the dark.

Bio-luminescence. Bio-luminescence in leaves, fungus, underground denizens and plants.

Underwater Forest. Trees or plants that grow entirely underwater, creating forests of seaweed and kelp that could provide a neat underwater encounter, with partial cover too!

Fiery Canyons. Deep canyons in the world that extend so deep there’s a literal river of magma at the bottom!

Deep Lakes. A lake that extends downwards for literal miles!

Geysers! Geysers that spray scalding hot water (and anything else caught in it) hundreds of feet into the air!

These environments are all inspired by real life places and environments. 

What’s a weird area of the world that you think would be cool to see in your D&D Games, let us know in the comments and re-blogs!

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Real places that actually exist in the real world:

Death Valley

The Rocky Mountains

Small Island

The Great Dismal Swamp

Salt Lake City

Harbour Harbour

Iceland

If you’re ever stuck on place names in your fictional worldbuilding, just, you know, bear this in mind!

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gender is a game and i have the cheat codes

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I hope she broke up w/ his bitchass. I sure as fuck would. WTAF.

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alex hirsch, trying to make a fucking cartoon in peace in like 2010: mabel pines canonically thinks alexander hamilton is hot. this joke is funny because of its absurdity! imagine if preteen girls were crushing on alexander hamilton haha.

history: [has its eyes on him]

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More fun with “humans are weird” + “fantasy worlds:”

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Centaur: “What’s that on your feet?”

Human: “…Shoes. To protect them.”

Harpy, in the tree: “From what?”

Human: “Everything. None of you know about shoes?”

Mermaid, in the river: “Honestly, I was wondering too.”

Human: “I swear this is normal. You! Tell them this is normal!”

Halfling, in bare feet: “Dunno what to tell you, friend. Armor on your feet? You might just be desperately weak.”

Human, having an existential crisis: “Am I??" 

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These are the Elements.

Earth, Air, Fire, Water, Dark, Light, Time, Magic, Space, Life, Death. For these eleven elements, groups are established to control them. Everyone in this world simply knows the elements, though most won't know what they fully encompass.