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There were probably some medieval asexuals that were absolutely insufferable on their moral high horse about it. Like "this modesty shit easy - I haven't lusted over any man ever in my life and only fuck my husband out of duty from God and only so that we have children. I am so much better than any of you hoes."

And some other local goodwife would get sick of this and go "well obviously you don't have time for cock, Maergaret, since you're always too fucking busy choking on your own vanity and pride!" and have a smackfight that progresses into a full-on two-woman brawl in the town square. People gather around to watch this until a clergyman shows up to remind everyone that not only is this kind of brawl between good christians definitely a sin, it's also a sin for everyone who's watching to place bets on who's going to win.

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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

#me whenever the social anxiety hits again

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the fact remains that body horror is an expression of intimacy. a grotesque and perverse one, maybe, but intimate nonetheless.

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aside from being the worst person alive i am literally perfect

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This shit got me ugly crying

Finished Cyberpunk 🥲 help

#cyberpunk 2077

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Finished Cyberpunk 🥲 help

#mine

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Humans are born wanderers. Don't tell me you don't wanna veer sharp left off this trail and get lost for 30 days. I fucking know you do, deep down. You love it.

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losing the idgaf war badly (I want to be in love and to have someone be in love with me)

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So people just cross the road here? Like they don't wait for the light every time? When I was a kid everyone told me that if I jaywalked I would get run over. I was walking around yesterday and a bunch of people just jaywalked right in front of cop. The cop was doing something else but wtf! If you are from Boston could you please explain this to me.

#i just stare into drivers eyes while i recite the #are you gonna hit me? you better kill in one hit #or however that goes #also always look for a cop first #we fear cops not getting killed by a car #or the go ahead and hit me with your car if you want to. ill kill us both

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ive never liked the phrase "manmade horrors beyond your comprehension" but i cant think of a better way to describe texas roads

biblically accurate highway

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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Reaching new levels of "ohdamn i love my voice actually" and "godfuckingdammit i want (insert a singer's name) voice FUCK"

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i miss the bad guys. like they really took the only good thing about zootopia (furries) and made it infinitely better by Not being copaganda

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