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WTF that's so mean and not even funny, I'm so sorry you have to deal with that

I will say this once. Do not joke about Ricky dying.

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My cat literally just finished making biscuits on my ass and is currently laying on it 😂😭

cats will make biscuits directly on your ass and be like Ummmmmm . is this bothering you. like what do you THINK! girl your NAILS!

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me

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I wish turkey vultures could read so I could show them this next time they fly over my yard 😔

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75 💅

This is so fun try it

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He love you 🥺

I need to do things but my cat is sleeping on me halp

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Fr tho, mine always climbs up me to lay on my shoulders while I'm on the toilet like SIR 💀

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It's giving lake Baikal 😬

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nakey 👹

hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

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Mine is pretty cursed...

what's everyone's lockscreen?? tell me in the tags or reblog with a screenshot

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Fish are stored in the balls

Hyper-realistic packers are OUT packers that look like these things are IN

Yes the fish are included, they live in the balls

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Bustopher Jones

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Forbidden pasta

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My brain doesn't workle 😔

Tag how YOUR brain workles

Source ~ Michael McCreary

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Ok but how does a rock die???

Two churches located across the street from each other.

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Excuse you I love them

Just when you think you’ve seen everything on FB, someone decides to give out sheep bones with googly eyes for Halloween. 

via facebook

#these fuck #i would've LOVED getting one of these bad boys for Halloween as a kid #being a totally normal kid that didn't have most of a deer skeleton in their basement and all 👀

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This is 100 grand bar erasure

What three you picking??

#but if i had to pick from these #crunch milk duds and nerds