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It’s so funny going from Neil’s asexual pov to jeans definitely NOT asexual pov
Neil: Kevin is tall and has a tattoo
Jean: pretty boy with a soft smile and beautiful green eyes
Neil: Renee is a women and has hair
Jean: a force of hope and beauty, an anomaly in a world that’s ugly and bleak. She is the sun.
Neil: Jeremy is the captain of the Trojans and he smiles a lot for some reason
Jean: his bleach blonde hair frames his tanned freckled skin, his broad shoulders and tiny waist give way to his thicc thighs and ass
But also the reverse
Neil: Andrews strong unwavering frame and honey colored eyes
Jean: the tiny goalkeeper
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honestly my personal prediction is that Jeremy's family is just homophobic but knowing aftg they might as well be cocaine dealers
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i keep refreshing kendricks youtube like a crack addict and muttering to myself "Kendricks been REAL quiet since dropping 2 songs calling drake a pedophile who should kill himself"
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Dude, you know it's so fucking over when John Green himself picked a gosh-diddly-darn side.
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I understand the appeal of live executions now
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The Heart Part 6.
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The funniest thing about metro being like "hey here's a free beat I produced about how drake has a bbl and whoever makes the best rap over it gets a free beat from me" is that i am seeing so many ppl from across the world participate in it.
I've seen someone dance to it using an Indian traditional dance, I've seen someone rapping in Japanese, I've seen a trumpet cover and a guitar cover..... people all over the world are really being united in hating drake huh?
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the only good part about drake dropping another diss track is that kendricks next drop is going to be the best shit we all ever heard because there is so much shit to clown on in this. save us kenny
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I’m very white, I don’t know what’s going on. I think we should kill Drake with hammers. This concludes my thoughts.
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Kendrick... he insulted your mama's trauma.
Go lower
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Drake really said “I knew you would take the pedophile angle"
like brother that's probably not a good thing
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