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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me...

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fellas, is it gay to have a homoerotic rivalry with your space ranger partner??

#literally one of my favorite fanarts of them

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wolfstar, in their breakup era post The Prank:

remus: tell sirius to shut the window

james: he is right in front of you, man

remus: i don't see no bitch in front of me

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James and Regulus meeting when they both get trapped in an elevator. Over the course of 3 hours, James calms Regulus from a panic attack, Regulus calms James from a panic attack, they pace around, play ice breakers, etc etc and finally kiss but they both eventually get cell service back and find out both of their emergency calls are to Sirius and realize who the other is

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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

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the ache of nostalgia

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like every aftg stan, tsc destroyed me and i can't stop thinking about it but there's definitely one thing that makes me go feral and it's when riko is about to hurt Neil and Jean grabs the tv as if he can take Neil out of riko's reach and then begs for Andrew to run to save him... like???? The way neil-kevin-jean protect each other??? The way all of them suffered in a different way but somehow understand each other so well???

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I’m tired of reading terrible books Donna Tartt please for the love of god can you just get on that word document and do SOMETHINGGGGG

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“the album is abt matty healy!” “no it’s about joe!” WRONG it’s abt the marauders

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New Taylor swift song called fuck like a mountain rat

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fandom playlists used to be full of songs from florence and the machine’s 2009 album “lungs.” we used to be a society

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best ship dynamic is when they go from "you fool" (derogatory) to "you fool" (desperate)

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" Fanfictions aren't literatu—" PULLS THE TRIGGER

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Remus Lupin had to physcially fight James Potter to stop him from proposing to Regulus Black with a flash mob send post.

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Remus: James have you ever won an argument with Regulus.

James: We never argue. He speaks French and I shut up.

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obsessed with jean’s colorful insults/descriptions so here’s a compiled list of them in order

you arrogant fool (abby)

you imbecile (kevin)

your ball-battered brain (kevin)

you feckless child (kevin)

those clowns (trojans)

pet goalkeeper (andrew)

the tiny bastard (neil) [LMFAO]

kevin’s pet monster (andrew)

the sunshine court [derogatory]

wholesome in an unsettling, unhealthy way (the trojans)

unhinged optimist (renee)

some plump shrink (bee)

that creepy little goalkeeper andrew minyard [PLEASE i was fucking DEAD he has no idea how funny he is]

you tedious malcontent (neil) [probably my favorite one]

an abominable cockroach (neil)

the wayward child (neil) [jesus christ he is not taking it easy on neil]

andrew’s twin

worthless trash bags (foxes, past tense)

a rabid little fox (neil) [hey. remember when neil described andrew as a ‘rabid goalkeeper’ ???]

annoyingly easy to look at (jeremy)

strange and misguided (the trojans)

the cruelty of these nonstop temptations (kevin, renee, jeremy)

the sunshine court [less derogatory]

“I was hoping he would bite his tongue off in the fall and save us both some grief in the long run.” (lucas)

wretched beast (gr****n)

your ignorant mouth (lucas)

“Your apologies are as useful as perfume on a frog.” (lucas)

neil, being the person he was,

you ignorant child (neil)

miserable wretch (neil) [giving his everything to neil’s insults]

ok that’s all. unless i missed some. and if i did you have to add them it’s just law

#andrew's twin LAKXLJSLXJWHD #BC THAT'S INSULTING ENOUGH LMAOOOOOOOO #jean baby u will ALWAYS be famous!!!!!

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hey. hey can we talk about this real quick