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Stairway to heaven? Nah bitch I'm taking the escalator

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A sock snake

#snock

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Y'all know that guy named Holden Cox? How would he have play Kahoot when the teacher said "No inappropriate names"????

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A lot of paper is, in fact, reusable.

Cheese paper is, in fact, reusable

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Male swords are cutlads and female swords are cutlasses

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Addition: Woody could be an evil mastermind and convinced Buzz to become his friend rather than lock him up

Random bullshit go:

There is a possibility that Woody watched Andy beat his meat. Seeing how Woody was left behind as Andy reached his adult years, Woody could have watched a pre/early teens Andy do the dirty. Woody is most likely over the age of 20, making him a pedophile, and he should be thrown into toy jail. Buzz Lightyear could have been the one to take Woody away.

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Random bullshit go:

There is a possibility that Woody watched Andy beat his meat. Seeing how Woody was left behind as Andy reached his adult years, Woody could have watched a pre/early teens Andy do the dirty. Woody is most likely over the age of 20, making him a pedophile, and he should be thrown into toy jail. Buzz Lightyear could have been the one to take Woody away.

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Well you can do it fast but carefully 3:<

Day 2104 of not being able to drink water without choking myself because I refuse to sip

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But why do you not sip

Day 2104 of not being able to drink water without choking myself because I refuse to sip

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*slowly pulls out gun*

I AM ALIVE

#not for long

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Cat

tumblr, name my cat

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Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas is You” but it’s “The Only Thing They Fear is You”

#doom #christmas #remix #please do this for me

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With a villainous look in their villainous eyes

Villain with a cat who sits villainously on their shoulder

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Gaud, are you sure you're not a lizard of some sort?

might find a hot rock and j ust. nap

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wear me daddy ùwú

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someone make a compilation of all the times P.M Seymour became an italian mobster please

#i would like that very much

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throwback to the time where I got a death threat during a dinner date

#spooky