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#art

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints

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ARADIA: first thing id d0 as a skelet0n is drink red wine fr0m a g0blet and have it spill 0ut everywhere. sec0nd thing id d0 is play my ribs like a xyl0ph0ne

#homestuck

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Çåñ ŵė ģĕţ Şñĭрĕř ŦF² åűťøpšŷ śčãŕŝ?

yeah but im putting my own spin on it

#oughhhhh #op #make sniper spill the beer all over said autopsy scars #PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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sniper tf2 teeth!!

finally got around to it

#tf2 sniper #god i need him

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Old animatic from tiktok of these three. I <3 making scout suffer

#scout suffers under the gaze of hot men and women #the issue is that all men and women are hot #tf2

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equal and opposite reactions to watching saw for the first time

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JOHN: if you normalized something (non-awful) because your family did it and then realized it was not, in fact, normal or remotely common, i would love to hear about it. i'll start.

JOHN: the villain in my bedtime stories was always the president of the home owner's association and i was sooooo confused when no one else had heard of him.

JANE: When I was a kid, my dad and I would play that game at the playground where the kid stays up on the climbing structure and the adult stays on the ground to chase the kid. Usually the adult is like a monster or a lava monster, or something. But my dad always pretended to be George Bush?

JOHN: OKAY?

ROSE: My mom never let me roll down the windshield when we were on highways, because, and I quote, "the car is goign so fast tht the wind can topple cars". And I just... never questioned it until years later. Turns out she just didn't like the noise.

DAVE: oh yknow that game grown ups do with young children where they chase you around and go "oh youre so cute i could eat you up! im gonna eat ya!" that kind of thing

DAVE: ok well when my bro did that i used to go "no you wont you love me. also im your only brother"

DAVE: then my bro would go really silent and tell me that actually No i had another older sibling that he cannibalized. i only survived because i was a cute baby and he waited too long and i got too big to fit in the pot anymore

DAVE: and it would make me really angry because i knew he was lying but i had no way to prove it and he thought it was the funniest thing ever

DAVE: anyway i only found out in school when i was trying for a "lol so relatable" type of joke with my friends that apparently being told your whole life that you had a dead middle sibling that my bro cannibalized isnt a common thing that other families also do

JOHN: ...dude,

#homestuck

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googling ‘jobs for autistic people’ and realising that everyone still thinks autistic people are either sheldon cooper or really tall toddlers

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spy without the peel

#tf2

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Instead of shouting USA USA USA catch me shouting FTM FTM FTM and MTF MTF MTF

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scout commission from insta

#tf2

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JOHN: my one friend can't stop saying-

JADE: "see you in hell!"

JOHN: -instead of, "talk to you later," and my other friend can't stop calling things-

DAVE: "penis"

JOHN: -instead of "cool" or "good", so i just unironically uttered the phrase, "sounds penis, see you in hell!" as i got off the phone.

TEREZI: OFF1C14L SOUNDS P3N1S S33 YOU 1N H3LL MOM3NT

JOHN: wow, we fucking did it, boys and ghouls! penis prime time! i only wish my dad were alive to see this.

#homestuck

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Reblog to make it die faster

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