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by  Vasiliy Poryagin

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Mushroom Witch by Sin Jae In 

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Heroes at Home

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Me: SCREAMING INTO THE VOID! The void screams back.

We continue to scream at each other to assert dominance.

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German flamberge, 16th century

from Hermann Historica

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if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

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Verbal Components For Your Bardic Spells! (Levels 0-3)

Cantrips

Vicious Mockery:��Examined flaws, I now take stock; viciously, I insult and mock.

Prestidigitation: A dash of magic. An arcane trick. A mundane casting, simple and quick.

Mending: These broken things to my will bend; By my power, these things I mend.

Mage Hand: I call forth a magic hand, to pick and pull, or something grand.

Dancing Lights: The darkness now I hope to blight, and summon forth these dancing lights.

Blade Ward: Whether found or blacksmith made, I ward myself from blunt and blade.

1st Level

Unseen Servant: Even those who are observant, cannot see my conjured servant.

Thunderwave: I summon forth a thunderous wave; Wash over my foes, send them to their graves.

Tasha’s Hideous Laughter: A giggling curse of cackling chatter, a plague upon you, of unruly laughter.

Speak with Animals: Using my magic, there’s knowledge I seek; to understand these creatures to which I speak.

Sleep: With my power, I summon sleep; weary eyes, a slumber deep.

Silent Image: I weave a spell of minor confusion and create the image for this silent illusion.

Longstrider: Come forth magic, in me reside, imbue my gait and increase my stride.

Identify: Magic come forth, infuse and declassify, thy secrets within, I now  cast Identify.

Heroism: I bolster the spirit and wipe away tears, become a hero and face thy fears.

Healing Word: Stop this pain, and wounds be cured, all by the power of Healing Word.

Faerie Fire: Oh wondrous sprites, I bid thee conspire, surround this place with thy faerie fire.

Dissonant Whispers: Hear this song, what you deserve; a painful tune, to wrack your nerves.

Disguise Self: To be myself would be unwise, with magic my form I now disguise.

Detect Magic: Primordial forces, be now unbound, reveal to me where magic is found.

Comprehend Languages: By these words, your speech I intend, to become more clear, so I comprehend.

Charm Person: By my deeds I mean no harm, with these words I hope to charm.

Bane: By this curse misfortune will reign, your futures end, this is your bane.

Animal Friendship: Beasts I say, to my will bend, hearken now and be my friend.

2nd Level

Zone of Truth: Under magical interrogation, the truth I will pry; there is no deception, unable to lie.

Suggestion: My desires you will not question, give in now to my suggestion.

Silence: With mystic words, quiet all violence, I conjure forth a sphere of silence.

Shatter: With thunderous smite, to sunder and tatter, an explosive force to destroy and shatter.

See Invisibility: Arcane magic, help me see through, make the invisible come into view.

Locate Object: Magic find that which I dictate, go forth now, so that I may locate.

Invisibility: Help me pass and go unseen, give this form an invisible sheen.

Hold Person: Held in place, can’t run or walk, frozen still, solid as rock.

Heat Metal: Come forth fire, this metal to greet, glow and bend with thy magic heat.

Enthrall: All of you who heed my call, come see me now, new minds to enthrall.

Enhance Ability: I call forth a power for me to instil, to bolster traits and improve thy skill.

Detect Thought: From my mind I do project, to read the thoughts, that I do detect.

Crown of Madness: In quiet sadness, your mind I drown, with iron madness, your head I crown.

Cloud of Dagger: In this place, a shroud that staggers, come forth now my cloud of daggers.

Calm Emotion: Lets not get mad and cause commotion, be at ease, calm your emotion.

Blindness/Deafness: Darkness falls, come forth the night! I curse thee senses with withering blight.

3rd Level

Tongues: Words misunderstood, I can’t contemplate, by this spell, these words translate.

Stinking Cloud: Conjure up a nauseating shroud, billow forth a stinking cloud.

Speak with Plants: From natures grip, there’s answers I seek. With this magic, these plants now speak.

Nondetection: Although a presence, some may suspect, with divination magic, they won’t detect.

Leomund’s Tiny Hut: A shield of force. A mighty dome. Some hours of peace. A tiny home.

Feign Death: With this hex, your life I take; but in truth, your death is fake.

Fear: From your mind, your phobias appear - turn and run, or face your fear.

Dispel Magic: Dispel all magic, here and now; I cleanse this spot, that is my vow.

Clairvoyance: To divine the area with no flamboyance, I create a sensor of clairvoyance.

Bestow Curse: By these words you’ll feel much worse, on your form I bestow this curse.

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by  Carlo Arellano

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Temple Knight by hyundong park

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I feel seen and I'm not sure I like it

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Snow Queen by Alexander Forssberg

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Finally had time to do another one of these Steven Universe x D&D crossovers! This is Rose Quartz, human Cleric (Life Domain) / Druid (Circle of Dreams).

TBH I didn’t even consider Druid at first but healing + plants + lion pal is perfect! Some cleric level dips will make her nice and tanky.

Bonus pink-haired version! I guess she could probably naturally dye her hair with some kind of plant extract?

Steven Universe, Halfling Bard/Cleric

Pearl, Elf Paladin

Garnet, Half-elf Monk/Wizard

Amethyst, Dwarf Barbarian

Connie, Human Rogue

Bismuth, Goliath Cleric

Lapis Lazuli, Genasi Sorcerer

Peridot, Gnome Artificer  

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The amazing digital art of Patryk Olk