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Chapter 3 of Calecalanth is finally receiving the breath of life again.

It is a DOOZY

In case you wanna hop on the Bumbleby Creatures-Of-The-Night AU train:

#yo this fic RULES #and also may or may not be beta'd by a crack team including yours truly #catch up while the stove heats up!! #fic rec #blake and yang #rwby

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enter my WAR ROOM.we can discuss such things as STRATAGEMS and TACTICAL MANEUVERS.. and girlsss

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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas

#she's perfect is what she is

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I love baseball

#I CANNOT #THIS IS REAL

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Black Hole / Yellow Sun Chapter 68: Blake Belladonna gets a cybernetic kidney and cuts off half her hair. Yang proves that she can, in fact, torment our favorite bartender one-handed.

#THE BEES ARE A BUZZIN FOLKS #fic rec #blake and yang #rwby

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so trans people should just be allowed to murder whoever they want?

your brain could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides

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nobody wants to work anymore

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Scratching a raccoon

(Source)

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one thing i love about tumblr is that u become friends with people without even knowing their name/their face/their voice...........like....i love u because of your dumb little thoughts thank u for existing

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I don’t know which author needs to hear this right now but even if you never update your wip i would never regret reading it a time of joy is never wasted

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how?? just how?

#she's beautiful

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its insane to me that people do not eat their food from bite theyre going to enjoy least to the one theyre going to enjoy most. like you bithes just eat at random? what if the last bite sucks? have yall not suffered enough? 🤨

#lol my family makes fun of my meticulous bite constructions #to be TRULY OPTIMAL is to have every bite be equally good #but when you know there's a Good Bit you save that shit #i believe in more of a sandwich method tho #to seed some good bites in with the lesser ones

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Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago

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Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show