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did youknow capybaras hatch from tangerines and they re called capybabys pretty cool huh

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Shout out to the Autistic kids who didn't know they were making rude or socially unacceptable comments, got punished for it, and are now afraid to express their true thoughts and feelings as adults :p

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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

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the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution

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the world is a better place with trans women in it

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Gonna be 1000% with you guys. Gonna speak my truth here. People who act like armpits as a sex thing is like this weird crazy thing are the ones who are weird actually. Sexualizing the armpit is intuitive. When you're attracted to someone you like how they smell. Like ??? This is just how sex is. Humans are just like that. Faggots understand this

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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Sorry I was dreaming of a world where trannies don't have to be inspired creatives or kinky sex bombs or skilled programmers or funny shit posters or successful women in STEM or perfectly passing or (often unwilling) voices for their whole community or perfect saints to get some God damn love and respect from people who aren't also trannies.

I hope one day we can all just be some chick.

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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Ya know...with a username like that you'd expect them to, idk...care for your heart or sumth

Hey in case Tumblr tries to "@predstrogen" me, y'all should know about this loser harassing me for the crime of existing happily.

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This had me literally laughing out loud while trying to focus during work today

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if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

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Proper boundaries

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#correct and accurate posts