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oh save me ninerose save me

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new thing for new business cards: some lush future Africa, de colon1zed & self determined, where the great green wall has grown thick and steady & date palms & mango trees could maybe share canopies, adapting to the new weather patterns & all hope is not lost

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Albert Weisgerber St. Sebastian

1910

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ULTIMATE SHIPS CHALLENGE - Separated by the Wall Scenes [2/3]

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People tend to throw out the phrase "extremely specific kinks" as though that inherently implies something transgressive, but in my experience, the overwhelming majority of extremely specific kinks are so innocuous that you could see them in public and not even clock them. For every person who can only get off to having their nipples electrocuted, there are a dozen who are volcanically aroused by seeing their partner wearing one specific pair of socks.

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Artistic Bird-Shaped Canopy Bed Follow Research.Lighting on Tumblr

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what the fuck

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I don't have any glasses for the eclipse someone relay it to me when it happens

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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

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thinking about this picture from 1975 taken in san fran on this day period

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It's always sunny in my love for yellow

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Via sansanpetart

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Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom