Me, every day between 4:37pm and 7:51pm:
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People will call their grandparents the funniest things and then make a heartfelt post when one of them dies like "rest in peace ping pong" and we all have to take it seriously
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stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families
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This the shit that's gonna make skynet kill us
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half the men yall call daddy can't even put air in a tire. yeah he can pull your hair but can he chop an onion? no he cannot.
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Why does torrenting feel so intimate
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the muse ⬇️
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Delicious? In this dungeon? More likely than you think
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you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.
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sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad
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