*swallows your entire cock to the base to show affection*
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do drugs jack off kill yourself then wake up in the morning and have a cup of cawfie n eat some cigarettes
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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!
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Soup and a juice. Like, depending on the flavor/resonance
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"give him head not headaches" no bitch i'm annoying i'll give him both
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cigarettes are so important to gay sex i wish they weren’t evil
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remember, before you post, think SMART
Start discourse
Make up arguments
Ad hominem
Reading the post is for losers
Talk without thinking
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Sorry, I don't make the rules: over-emphasis on religious celibacy is always going to make a man a little bit more desirable. Playing hard to get on an institutional scale.
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via weheartit
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@duskbornbitchqueen
I just need you to know that like,if I were to be a girl I'd wanna be like, a girl like you. Fuck 😭
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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.
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"If It's Sex You're Looking For..." Designed by Judith Johnson for Hallmark, 1971. Archived from The Peculiar Manicule.
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me admiring a beautiful man: wow he sure does have a vulnerable looking throat, huh?
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