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OLIVER STARK THE MAN THAT YOU ARE ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

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also im just fucking cracking up at oliver going "at the beginning of the season I was going to play buck as having a sexual awakening whether the writers were doing it or not" and that translating to buck looking at eddie with the most down horrendous blushy heart eyes possible in every scene cause WHAT would he have done if tim didn't decide to make it canon. at some point he would've been in a scene with eddie and marisol and you would just see buck in the background gagging. he would give that boy Hanahaki disease in the name of character development.

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You know the scene in tangled where Rupanzel’s fathers pulls Eugene into a hug? I need a scene like that but with Grady and Keefe.

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its 2056. the 25th book has just come out. shannon messenger has run out of shades of blue and is now identifying them by hex codes. "she had beautiful #0000EE eyes."

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no wait, but imagine that chris actually used to think eddie and buck dated. like, when he was younger and they were both single. and they just— broke up and then kept being friends.

like, this is a fact to him. he never questioned it, he never asked eddie about it. he genuinely thinks buck and eddie used to date and stayed friends after the break-up.

and and when he sees eddie watching buck and tommy with this Look ™️, chris is like, oh do you miss when you and buck were dating? SO CASUAL and unfazed by it. like its just, a fact of the universe. and eddie has to do a double take, bc WHAT.

WHAT THEN, HUH.

bc like, chris is not dumb and he's older now. i just think it would be so funny if he had this notion in his head that buck and eddie used to date. IT WOULD BE SO HILARIOUS.

ngl i might even write a fic with this if i can think of an actual plot

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One day in the near (ish) future there will be keeper fans who only read the series after they all came out. They’ll say things like “do i have to read the novellas?” Or “ugh I got spoiled for kotlc book 27: lunarmode. Yeah, apparently the moon colony they established after the neverseen blew up the earth got invaded by genetically engineered horse demons”

And like we’ll just have to cope with that

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EVAN BUCKLEY + the curse of first dates

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#evan buckley but it's just him progressively getting more unhinged over eddie

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if you told the me who sat through bucktaylor saying i love you to each other that a few years later oliver stark would be confirming that buck turning around and “whatta man” playing as he saw eddie for the first time was, in fact, buck being attracted to eddie and not knowing how to process that emotion i would’ve dropped dead like a victorian child after shotgunning an energy drink

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#another reason to hate Fox

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Q: When you first met that character, and you seemed a little standoffish and maybe threatened, and not a big fan. Do you think it's because deep down you had these... something there brewing, but you didn't know what it was?

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Buck: How would you feel about loaning me five hundred dollars? Bobby: Uh, I wouldn't feel anything because I wouldn't do it. Buck: I get that, that's why I'm only asking for two.

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"Eddie was never gay". Eddie worked in the dispatch building and immediately got into a petty passive aggressive territory bitch fight with Josh, the other gay man in the team. Gay recognises gay <3

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once buck comes out and settles into a relationship with tommy i’m sure they’re inevitably going to hang out with eddie at some point and i’m lowkey curious about which one of them will feel like the third wheel because somehow all three of them fit the bill for that