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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

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Hozier releasing a song from Wasteland baby! 5 years later is so real, the wasteland baby! Era never ends.

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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girl help people are misinterpreting hozier lyrics on the internet

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hey (with the intention of stealing a Lexus, being detectives riding around picking up clues, naming our children Jackie and Wilson and raising them on rhythm and blues)

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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.

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idk waht to write for this one,

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iit means you need to boil him in oil

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i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

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EMPIRE NOW??? the production is insane. the guitar. arsonist's lullabye vibes. andrew giving us PIPES on the high notes in the pre-chorus??? the BASS???? this song was made for me. jaw literally dropped. makes me want to get in a fistfight with an englishman 1000/10

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i cant listen to anyone on tiktok analyze too sweet by hozier bc no she’s not too young for him and it’s not that he’s trying to protect her. like yes it’s a rejection song but it’s MORE than that - it’s a breakup song and they’re breaking up because they’re fundamentally incompatible as people. he’s not listing things about him that are bad, he’s listing his personal preferences and talking about how they don’t line up with hers - and how they’ve both tried to change things about each other. “oh you wake up early and i sleep in but you always tell me i should go to bed earlier and i keep telling you that you should try staying up late.” and then he says hey it’s not because you’re not wonderful, you are, but who you are just does not work with who i am - i like bitter things but you’re incredibly sweet. basically hozier took the cliche “it’s not you, it’s me” and made it a beautiful poetic song

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ok why the fuck just going through your blog do i end up fucking attracted to you i dont know you i dont know what you look like what the fuck why what the fuck is wrong with me why do exude copious amounts of rizz that incapacitate me what the fuck

whats exciting is that im really very gorgeous in real life. Like yes my personality is a ten but so is my face and body. Congratulations

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Hey do you have any social media? Like only fans per chance?

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is anybody following

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Me when I listened to wildflower and barley

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The piece I made for Resilient: a Riza Hawkeye fanzine (@rizazine), back in 2021

I forgot to post it here for some reason heh

It's avaliable as a print on my Redbubble!

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how to get all A’s, 8hrs sleep, and have a social life no glue no borax