the thing is the king charles portrait is genuinely incredible and exactly how I would execute a portrait of a member of the british royal family but also I literally cannot fathom why the british royal family would have it made
You know, it’s not just that Ming has been setting a place at the table for Joe every day for two years.
It’s that he’s had to clean up every single time. Ming grew up rich, I doubt he’s a leftovers girly. So that’s two years of servings thrown away. Two years of washing two bowls that Joe bought for them and then putting them away and taking them out again. Two years of buying groceries and cooking for two people. Two years of repeating it all over and over and over every single day the lord sends hoping that maybe, this time, Joe would walk through the door and eat what he made.
"sorry that I let slip that I just saw you as a replacement this entire time, can we just pretend you never found out so that I don't have to face the consequences of my actions?"