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FAKE LOVE (2018)

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[we all lie.mp3]

+ the Biggest Liar of them all:

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yoongi: you are finished if you run away okay? also yoongi: im breaking up with you go away

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jungkook → run bts ep 79

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USE HEADPHONES

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God of destruction vs the world

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yoongi: *responds maybe to a fb event*

seokjin: [from the other room] YOU ARE GOING TO JUNGKOOK'S BIRTHDAY PARTY

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namjoon: The internet is cool because you can make a joke about cannibalism being bad and someone will respond with, “Actually, it’s racist NOT to eat people.” And you’re 95% sure he’s just the dumbest person alive but you still have to google for 20 minutes to make sure you’re not racist

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Jimin: Did you adopt your dog?

Taehyung: No, he’s my biological dog.

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jungkook: “You’ve challenged me to fight five times since we started talking.”

jimin: “MAKE IT SIX.”

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yoongi: My morning routine includes sitting on my bed for 30 minutes thinking about how tired I am

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Taehyung: I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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seokjin: make parties more interesting by telling strangers “I want you to know that I personally have no problem with you being here”

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yoongi: If you tell me you’re having a bad day I will quietly grab you by the face and stare deeply into your eyes and whisper “all days are bad days”

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namjoon: isn’t a straight pride parade just traffic

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Seokjin: I am at a loss for words!

Jungkook (to the camera): Despite being at a loss for words, Seokjin-hyung yelled at me for the next twenty-five minutes

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Namjoon: “Date someone who will drag you outside at 2am to look at the stars.”

Yoongi: “If anyone, and I mean ANYONE, wakes me up at two in the morning to go look at the damn sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life.”