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Buck : *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Eddie : Like its slips on and off really easily.

Buck :

Eddie : No, I didn't mean it like that-

Albert: We know what you meant.

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Buck : Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.

Eddie: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win!

*later*

Buck : He was probably just staring at my ass,huh

Hen : Yeah, probably.

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*Eddie and Buck flirting with each other yet again*

Maddie: And you two are sure you're not dating?

Eddie : 100%.

Buck : Of course not! Why would you think that?

Maddie: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Buck . I fucking wonder.

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Maddie: Eddie , that’s disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people.

Buck : Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Eddie : Oh yeah? *gets really close to Buck * How about a muffin on the house baby?

Buck , giggling: I’m pretty.

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Maddie: Hey, what have you two been doing?

Chim: we were helping Eddie with his wedding vows and we were kicked out of his house for making it inappropriate.

Ravi: How is “Nice ass, Buck ” inappropriate?

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Buck : Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Eddie and I are dating.

Eddie , Maddie, Christopher, and Chim: *gasp*

Buck : Eddie , why are you surprised?!

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Buck : Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

Eddie : *blushes* What are your thoughts?

Buck : The fourth sentence-

Eddie : Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-

Buck : It’s “you’re” not “your”.

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Buck : We should be partners.

Eddie : You mean like, partners in crime?

Buck : Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

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Hen: Who would you swipe right for? Eddie or Buck ?

Chim: I would delete the app.

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Eddie : That's ridiculous, Buck doesn't have a crush on me.

Hen: Yes he does

Chim: Yes he does

Buck : Yes I do.

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Buck: What is your biggest weakness?

Eddie: I can be uncooperative.

Buck: Okay, can you give me an example?

Eddie: No

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Eddie : Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Buck : ...Have you never taken a shower before?

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Buck: What is your biggest weakness?

Eddie: I can be uncooperative.

Buck: Okay, can you give me an example?

Eddie: No

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Buck : Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

Chim: Elephants.

Buck : Blocked.

Maddie: Camels.

Buck : Extra blocked.

Hen: Donkeys.

Buck : Ultra blocked.

Eddie : That dick.

Buck : ...Followed.

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Buck , going over Eddie's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Eddie: Yes

Buck : Okay... may I know what you create?

Buck : Problems

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Chim: Why do you look like that?

Eddie , laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Chim: Like you’re dead.

Eddie : It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Hen: Eddie accidentally called Buck “babe” in front of everyone today.

Eddie : *sobs into the floor*

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its not normal to only engage with media by white people, it is not funny or quirky to admit you dont read or watch things made by people of color, that is a failure, like that is a massive failure and im not talking about watching anime or cartoons i mean if you recognize and admit you dont engage with literature or poetry or historical accounts or discussions of bigotry when it isnt written by a white person you are actively apart of the problem, racism is not just yelling slurs or doing hate crimes, racism is the act of seeing brown people as lesser than white people in many different facets of life, if you notice that you never even attempt to read point of views that arent from white people that is a moral failure, you actively have to go out of your way to ONLY see, read, learn from and shape your understanding of the world with media by white people, you failed, on purpose, and that should embarrass you