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I love that confuse himbo look of his

#always confusion :

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I low key love the scene in The Hobbit where Legolas calls Gimli a hideous creature because I like to imagine when he sees him in Fellowship he’s like

“Oh.”

“Oh no.”

“He’s 𝘩𝘰𝘵."

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i started thinking about lilo & stitch today and somehow i cant stop thinking about this

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a framed picture of legolas in the girl’s bathroom at this sushi place

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aragorn: *at the council of elrond* well thank god that gollum is in mirkwood 👍

legolas:

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“Someday,” Legolas agreed, still ever the optimist despite his grumblings. “Hopefully sooner rather than later. I long to hear the trees sing of something other than sorrow. Wouldn’t it be wonderful to see this forest in its full glory, mellon-nin?”

Legolas’ smile soon returned, thinking back on the incident. “At least my aim has significantly improved since then.”

❝ You know the old saying, never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it’s concealed. ❞

“They’re so much easier to work with than a sword, too,” Legolas said with a laugh and a lopsided smile.

“Somehow that phrase sounds like it was made just for you.”

@driftinglightofthewoods

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🐝  *  ―  𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.   (  random assortment of sentences that can but don’t have to be used for muses meeting each other for the first time. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses.  )

❛  i know we only just met but i already feel like i’ve known you my whole life.  ❜ ❛  umm, is this seat taken ?  ❜ ❛  don’t be alarmed now but there’s someone following you. pretend you know me and come with me. i’ll get you somewhere safe.  ❜ ❛  my friends ditched me here and now i could really use a ride home.  ❜ ❛  i don’t think we’ve met yet but you looked like you needed someone to talk to.  ❜ ❛  can you please pretend to be my boyfriend / girlfriend for a moment so my ex will leave me alone ?   ❜ ❛  are you always this straightforward with strangers ?  ❜ ❛  here, i noticed you lost this earlier.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, i must’ve mistaken you for somebody else.  ❜ ❛  so, what brings you here today ?  ❜ ❛  hi, my name is [name]. it’s nice meeting you.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute. how about i buy you a drink ?  ❜ ❛  can’t you watch where you are going ?!  ❜ ❛  i just moved into the apartment next to you, so i guess we’re gonna be neighbors now.  ❜ ❛  oh god, you’re [name], aren’t you ?  ❜ ❛  here, let me help you.  ❜ ❛  is there a reasons you’re here on your own ?  ❜ ❛  apparently we’re going to be working on this together now.  ❜ ❛  you look like you could use a hand with that.  ❜ ❛  what do people around here do to have some fun ?  ❜ ❛  looks like this will take a while, huh ?  ❜ ❛  oh god. please tell me you haven’t just heard me talk to myself.  ❜ ❛  excuse me, i think i’m lost.  ❜ ❛  i just wanted to say that i really like your outfit.  ❜ ❛  do you come here often ?  ❜ ❛  do you mind if i join you for a bit ?  ❜ ❛  you looked lonely so i got you a drink.  ❜ ❛  i don’t think we’ve met, i’m [name].  ❜ ❛  what the hell just happened there ?  ❜ ❛  have you seen this anywhere ? i must’ve lost it.  ❜ ❛  can i please use your phone ? i have to call someone to get me out of here.  ❜ ❛  seems like we’re gonna be spending a lot of time together.  ❜ ❛  come with me, and don’t ask any questions. it’s urgent.  ❜ ❛  i heard strange noises coming from your apartment and just wanted to make sure everything is alright.  ❜ ❛  i have a spare ticket, you wanna come in with me ?  ❜ ❛  you don’t know me but will you be my date for tonight ?  ❜ ❛  we’ve got some time to kill so why don’t you tell me a little about yourself ?  ❜ ❛  i don’t usually just walk up to strangers but my friends set me up to it.  ❜ ❛  i think our orders may have gotten mixed up.  ❜ ❛  do i have something on my face or why do you keep looking at me like that ?  ❜

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Send a rumor your muse heard about mine and they will confirm if it's true or not!

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Hanukkah “Sketch” Night Eight: Legolas. I’ve drawn him a couple of times before, so I wanted to do a bit of a different take on him, lean into the woodland prince idea. This one’s for a friend.

Thanks for sticking with me! This’ll end out my art for this year, but I have a lot of ideas I want to play with, so I’ll be putting out plenty more next year. Hanukkah sameach!

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See hi-res version here: patreon.com/posts/cool-bot-tier-46-75203464

A winter themed Legolas for @orangebutterfly13’s reward! Of course I had to think of a small story to go with this XD Legolas got an invitation to join Gimli and his family for celebrating the winter holidays <3

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aragorn, at the council of Elrond: it's such a relief that the creature Gollum is securely locked up in Mirkwood

legolas:

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“I’m confident that you can do it, its all in the form,” He smiled, knowing Miston preferred his knives and was highly skilled with them.

“I started at it so young, once I got Adar right through the shoulder- He swore it was just a graze. I do love archery, I only wish that I needn’t always use it for combat. Gone are the days of targets and competition and hunts. Its become more survival than passion.”

❝ You know the old saying, never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it’s concealed. ❞

“They’re so much easier to work with than a sword, too,” Legolas said with a laugh and a lopsided smile.

“Somehow that phrase sounds like it was made just for you.”

@driftinglightofthewoods

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“Are you saying you think I’m graceful?” The woodland prince smirked at his friend, though his ears dusted with pink at the compliment.

“I’m alright with a sword but you know as well as anyone that my heart is in archery. Knives over swords any day, clunky things. I could teach you a few things, on the bow I mean.”

❝ You know the old saying, never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it’s concealed. ❞

“They’re so much easier to work with than a sword, too,” Legolas said with a laugh and a lopsided smile.

“Somehow that phrase sounds like it was made just for you.”

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❝ You know the old saying, never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it’s concealed. ❞

“They’re so much easier to work with than a sword, too,” Legolas said with a laugh and a lopsided smile.

“Somehow that phrase sounds like it was made just for you.”

@driftinglightofthewoods

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Do you have a tree boyfriend?

“No… but tell me more.”

#i didnt know tree boyfriend was an option??? #hello??? tell me more

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- 𝐖𝐄𝐃𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑

❝ Being your friend should come with a warning label. ❞

❝ It’s amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad game. ❞

❝ Are you mansplaining my power? ❞

❝ Emotion isn’t exactly your strong suit. ❞

❝ I don’t believe in heaven or hell, but I do believe in revenge. ❞

❝ Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. ❞

❝ There’s nothing quite like the feeling of being proven right. ❞

❝  Because trust and cooperation have always been the hallmarks of our relationship. ❞

❝  Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you. ❞

❝ I’ve learned so much from you. Part of it is admittedly criminal behavior. ❞

❝ Not hugging is kind of our thing. ❞

❝ When the dance floor calls, you gotta answer. ❞

❝ Typically I have great admiration for well-executed revenge plots, but yours was a bit extreme, even for my high standards.  ❞

❝ Except I won’t cry and whine like a child. ❞

❝ I can’t believe you were in a secret society and didn’t tell me. ❞

❝ You brought a gun to a sword fight. Probably the first smart decision you’ve made today. ❞

❝ Emotion equals weakness. ❞

❝ I find social media to be a soul sucking void of meaningless affirmation. ❞

❝ These are all traits of great writers. And serial killers. ❞

❝ Sometimes I act like I don’t care if people like me. Deep down, I secretly enjoy it. ❞

❝ I like to win. Is that so wrong? ❞

❝ For the record, I don’t believe that I’m better than everyone else, just that I’m better than you. ❞

❝ Use the words ‘little’ and 'girl’ to address me again and I can’t guarantee your safety. ❞

❝ If he breaks your heart, I’ll nail gun his. ❞

❝ You guys are making me nauseous. Not in a good way. ❞

❝ When I look at you, the following emojis come to mind: rope, shovel, hole. ❞

❝ You know the old saying, never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it’s concealed. ❞

❝ Secrets are like zombies, they never truly die. ❞

❝ Tears don’t fix anything. So I vowed to never do it again. ❞

❝ Please, flattery will get you nowhere. ❞

❝ I’m not friend material, let alone more-than-friend material. I will ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first. ❞

❝ Every day is all about me. This one just comes with cake and a bad song. ❞

❝ Emotions are a gateway trait. They lead to feelings, which trigger tears. I don’t do tears.❞

❝ It’s either they write our story or we do. You can’t have it both ways. ❞

❝ I don’t need your help or your pity. I already have a mother and a therapist. That’s enough torture, even for me. ❞

❝ I don’t bury hatchets. I sharpen them. ❞

❝ Friends are a liability and can be exploited. That makes them weaknesses. ❞